Bears crushed it again this week! Noice. Trubisky for 6 tds! Mental game.

Sweet Chicagoan Jeeeesus! Talk about grinding out a win. That was almost painful to watch. Finally though, another sweet win for Da Bears! 🐻🐻🐻

Hey @yachtrock check this out! facebook.com/events/28016724… it’s gonna be smoooooooth.

Fucking shitty Raiders bottling it in the last minute like some pricks! Hopefully the Bears can do better than last week and drop the Seahawks (I’m watching all this on a time delay so don’t any of my ‘murican friends spoil this shit in the next two hours!)

You know what’s really shits on my chips? Able bodied people who get a lift up or down one floor! Go Fuck yourselves you lazy time wasting motherfuckers!

I’ll tell you what’s weird...every frame of Predator is awesome but every frame of Predator 2 is like a turd being dribbled onto celluloid. It’s just a shitshow from start to finish. Genuinely hard to watch. Give it a go, I double dare you with a broken dog dick.

Seriously though, in Fast 5 why is Dwayne ‘The Johnson’ Rock so sweaty/oily/covered in lube? It’s, at best, offputting and, in some scenes, super disgusting. Even his beard is moist! So fucking weird!

I am the fire. I am the force. I have the power to make my evil take its course.

So I just found out Dorothy in The Wizard Of Oz is supposed to be about 12 years old. Am I alone in thinking that’s weird? Both her supposed age and the fact that I’d literally never thought about this before.

He’s Yorkshire, he’s barmy, it was off his fuckin head! #goonmaguire

So. We’ve landed. And there are stairs. But no bus to take us to the terminal. So we are stuck on the plane. Seriously? What the shitting Christ is going on? Is it me?

I know they’re just doing their job but making me neck the disgusting Starbucks can of ‘coffee’ I got with my ‘complimentary voucher’ because it’s over 100ml at security seems like a cruel and unusual punishment given the events of the day

How in the name of Xenu is a flight from Glasgow to Bristol affected and delayed by French air people striking?

Fuck me! It’s not even 10pm in a Scottish airport and the bars are shut. And @easyJet think that a four hour delay (and counting) and a three pound card I can use in Tesco is a worthy compensation!! Disgusted!!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Sat on my fucking specs and bust the fucking hinge bit! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKITYFUCKFUCK!

Holy fucking shitballs! Brother Wayne Kramer is coming to my town to kick out the jams motherfuckers! And I will be there! Beyond excited! Ramalama FaFa!

Scream For Me Sarajevo! Brilliant doc, I laughed I cried I learned to love Bruce even more than I already did!