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Man this is the STRONGEST daylight savings ever dawg. I’ve been fighting for my life when it gets dark
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"I'M CALLING IT ISAIAH": Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said he did not know how to pronounce Hurricane Isaias, calling it "weird" during a press conference in Miami.
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A lot of zoomers don’t really know how to use computers or even get max utility from language models, just like boomers, precisely because they didn’t have this.
Late Gen X / Elder Millennials are the only generations to really understand the world fully
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The perfectly ripe summer tomato sandwich is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Fireworks - 4th of July 🎆
• usual D.C. show
20,000 for 20 mins
• 1976 Bicentennial
33,000 for 30 minutes
• Freedom 250
850,000 fireworks over 40 minutes
HOLY MOLY
🇺🇸
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Below is my July 4th playlist, what song am I missing?
1. Living in America - James Brown
2. Independence Day - Martina McBride
3. Coming to America - Neil Diamond
4. God Bless the U.S.A- Lee Greenwood
5. Small Town - John Mellencamp
6. Only in America - Brooks & Dunn
7. Born Free - Kid Rock
8. Born in the U.S.A - Bruce Springsteen
9. America the Beautiful - Willie Nelson
10. Pink Houses - John Mellencamp
11. Independence Day - White Heart
12. American Girl - Tom Petty
13 Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue - Toby Keith
14. Chicken Fried - Zach Brown Band
15. R.O.C.K. In the USA - John Mellencamp
16. Where the Stars & Stripes and the Eagles Fly - Aaron Tippin
17. America’s Song - Faith Hill, Bono, Mary J. Blige
18. American Baby - Dave Matthews Band
19. America the Beautiful - Steven Curtis Chapman
#America #Virginia250 #Freedom250
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An epic soundtrack to celebrate an epic event.
#UFCFreedom250: The Music is now available on all major music platforms.
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The Washington Monument stands as a tribute to our first president. This week, thanks to our 45th and 47th president, it is illuminated with the story of American greatness. 🇺🇸
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My life hack was always “press 2 for Spanish”.
Every Indian speaks “English”, almost none speak Spanish. But the people who answer the Spanish lines almost all speak English.
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Kids today will never get to hear Bob Seger belt “Like a Rock” for a 90s Chevy truck commercial. Peak America culture
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Today doesn’t officially begin until you watch the “Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama” video
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The super rare GLP-1 side effect you're obsessively chasing (or just inventing) is probably not as bad as the side effects of staying fat.
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HOMESICK?
DHS is offering a HUGE incentive for illegal aliens to leave now — receive $2,600 and a FREE flight home if you remigrate using the CBP Home app.
Leave now. Avoid the discomfort of not knowing WHEN we’re going to arrest you.
DHS.GOV/CBPHOME
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My son’s boss in the work chat (mind you this is a non-essential, retail business)
Boss: Everyone come into work today. We are open, drive safe!
My son: I’m calling out.
Enrique: I’m coming in boss.
20 mins later
Enrique: I just wrecked
My son calls him. Hears his kids in the background.
“Man, you okay?”
“Ah ya dude, I was just bull$hitting.” 🤣
