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H.O.P SME

@Mapimpi_

Just A child of the universe drawing my Footprints on the sands of time.

 In your girlfriend's house
Joined August 2011
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nudes in a relationship are important. yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37th time.
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Mimi naye tangu nitoke na my comrade from KCA hapo 2024 only for him to be abducted, tortured and killed by Ruto nilisema I'll never forgive that nigga hata alete Real Madrid Kasarani. Fuck ya'll supporting that Bayern shit. His name was Sammy Cullen MAINA btw.
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Cerebral Assassin (@xysist) profile picture
Cerebral Assassin
@xysist14h
Also they won’t judge you for sleeping afterwards I hear
Eddie (@eddi3_trades) profile pictureEddie
@eddi3_tradesOct 28
single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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Conversely, I’ve yet to meet a woman who doesn’t lose respect for a man who earns less money than her.
Trev (@Tokyo_Trev) profile pictureTrev@Tokyo_TrevOct 27
I will never understand why men are intimidated by women who earn more than them. There’s nothing I want more than a woman that earns more than me 😂
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Borne@Bornesman11h
Yikes. Unashinda diversity visa lottery, and the best thing you can think of doing is engaging in fraud? Hamsaidiki hata kidogo
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Borne (@Bornesman) profile pictureBorne@Bornesman11h
Check on your sharp bois who can't explain their source of "wealth"
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Moe
@moneyacademyKE10h
US DOJ charges five people in a “ghost student” fraud scheme that used stolen American identities to enrol fake students in colleges and steal federal student aid. The money was allegedly sent overseas through Kenyan-linked networks. More than $750,000 (Sh97.5 million) in cryptocurrency has been seized, in what the DOJ calls the first international seizure of its kind in Kenya.
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✧Aurek✧ (@AurekTheGreat) profile picture
✧Aurek✧@AurekTheGreat12h
Unajipatanga umeanza kuinvent new ways za kusurvive.
H.O.P SME (@Mapimpi_) profile pictureH.O.P SME@Mapimpi_22h
Ukiamua kufund your passions & interests you will be quickly understand haunanga pesa😂😂.
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Admin ameni weka kwa 5 star pale Addis Ababa for 2weeks. Resident luhya polygamist i must use that time to find & come back with a habesha queen for good genes😂😂
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Hii swali huuma.
Francis 🎈 (@realestfrancis) profile pictureFrancis 🎈@realestfrancis18h
Are you legally authorised to work full-time in the country where this job is based?
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Commodores - Nightshift
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Sheriff
@Kotsheriff18h
Nimepigia one of my high school old friends I haven't heard from him in like 5 years kumjulia hali akadai "ata ni mungu amekutuma" nikajua hapo nimejipeana.
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Pale Rwanda single motherhood is shunned/shamed. Ukimwaga ndani una mweka kwa boma.
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Mlolongo hukuwa HQ since 2018. Homabay ndogo ile. Na wateja wa arvs hapo huendea meds hosi za mbali wasisomwe radar
Losie🌹 (@Rozay_kamau) profile pictureLosie🌹@Rozay_kamauOct 29
Was speaking to a clinician huku Mlolongo juzi, he was telling me most tests he does daily ni za HIV. And that 3/10 women test positive always. In 2026. Yaani zile story tu tulikuwa tunaskia about that town tukiwa watoi na truck drivers na ukimwi!!!!
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Ninekuja kusema Asante Asante Ooh shukrani zangu baba zipokee Nimekuja asante
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And women do the exact opposite 😭
Mr. Akyeampong (@MrAkyeampong) profile pictureMr. Akyeampong
@MrAkyeampongOct 28
Just in case you forgot men lower their standards for sex and raise their standards for marriage
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But when my cock gets hard while comforting her after losing her dad, i’m the bad person 😔😔
OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) (@Phatbabeluuu) profile pictureOLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder)
@PhatbabeluuuOct 27
The vagina is very crazy, you could lose a loved one and that’s the period when the vagina is very wet.
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Near Talanta Stadium, Kenol Stage this morning — a speeding car flew off the road, over the pavement and into a mound. A lady waiting for a Ngong matatu was hit unaware. Her arm was severed. She died on the spot. The front passenger never even blinked. Gone too. The driver was drunk. He stumbled out of the wreck still holding a bottle. Two more bottles were found. Two other passengers were rushed to hospital injured. How many times will we keep saying “it was just one drink”? How many innocent people waiting by the roadside must pay for someone else’s recklessness? When do we finally stay alert — every single time?
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Image from Kingpin of Kenya (@ClintonObonyo)
Image from Kingpin of Kenya (@ClintonObonyo)
Image from Kingpin of Kenya (@ClintonObonyo)
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Yoyachris
@yoyachris121h
Careless driving ita wamalisa🫴
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Mongare@Mongareokiro122h
Interesting to learn about the family that owns Sarova chain of hotels. They lost many of their family members in 2 road accidents but the family had already done knowledge transfer and passing down the business
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Image from Mongare (@Mongareokiro1)
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Engineer (@_oiraa) profile picture
Engineer@_oiraa22h
Recently landed a role I was a little underqualified for juu ya kujaza mauongo kwa resume😂. First few weeks I was so flustered by the job details and one colleague noticed I was green. Amekuwa akinifunza on the job pole pole as time goes by. God bless that man!
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