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20 year old minibot on the interwebz 🚚🔫🛩️🐝

Joined December 2020
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guy with the chuddiest strawpage ever citriibana.straw.page
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アリって働きアリの寿命が1〜2年なのに対して女王アリは10〜20年以上生きるらしいんだけど、人間だったら800年もの時を生きる女王ってロマンだなと もはや人としてではなく現象として認知されてそう
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Guys
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art should kill the comfortable and kill the disturbed and kill the artist
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dav pilkey was on some bullshit man look at that sign on the left😭
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TFTWT RULES FOR THIS ACCOUNT TREATING FAMILIAL HEADCANONS AS CANON = BANNED TREATING FANON SHIPS AS CANON AND MAKING IT EVERYONES PROBLEM = EXECUTION CALLING CDRW/CYGATE SH0TACON SHIPS = DEATH DNA DESIGN HATE = MANDATORY MICHAEL BAY AS A PERSON GLAZE = BANNED TF YURI = NEEDED
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Everybody wants to misinterpret and take extremely literally the concept of 'brothers in arms' but no one wants to talk about how its used en masse to manufacture faux connectivity and instill obedience. 'At this company we are all family' nightmare x100 but also people die.
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Still remember the time I watched TFONE with my film nerd bestie and when this happened she rolled her eyes and said "that has to be the most obvious boner metaphor I've ever seen" in a ridiculously exasperated tone
I feel like we don't talk enough about how tfo Megatron first popped his cannon out because of Starscream
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SWERVE ???
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i block people over this i cannot stand found family tropes because it always reduces characters into roles and often can lead into infantilization that spreads throughout a fandom and leads to a lot of toxicity in fanbases arguing over non canon stuff being“canon”
fandoms have this habit of wanting to turn all platonic relationship into a family dynamic
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Quick clarification for the people in the back yes obviously I agree megastar is abusive I’ve drawn art about it and everything. I take issue with people boiling their ENTIRE relationship down to that and making either of their characters completely about being a victim/abuser
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“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words: Mom exploded
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Watching G1 is making me realise they should bring back all the Smaller bots, those guys had contributed to 60% of the personality on that ship they’re so diverse.
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devastating that pegging in het is just seen as performative woke now because i promise this is just my fetish. not trying to make a statement im just horny
It’s always “she pegs him” and never “she rides his shit off the bone” because y’all still see bottoming as inherently inferior and submissive, and therefore associate it with weakness. Hence why every het ship nowadays HAS to be reduced to the “girlboss x malewife” trope
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megatron FUCKED terrorsaur
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Bumblebee VA tierlist- this is also based on stuff like character writing and voice direction thats outside of the VA's control so its biased
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His privileges of having an entire fleet, taking over the army in megatrons absence, and literally having knockout hold Megatron in a coma lol. nobody treats him like a fucking hatesink Yes Megatron hits him but nobody else fucking minds unless HES the aggressor
his privileges of being the abuse goblin of the entire Decepticon army, primarily there to be a hate sink so that they don't all kill eachother instead?
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I’m making a PowerPoint for my roommates to explain transformers
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Retired uma coworker reminisces on her glory days
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