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Maracuya

@Marassta

“Is it sustainable? I’m tryin to do my bit.”

 The Other Part of Florida
Joined April 2012
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People should be way more worried about Elon in the government. He’s going to slash as much regulation as he can and a lot of people are gonna die. Wouldn’t be surprised if the mass deportation is a cover for getting test subjects for his space ambitions.
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Almost called out today then I remembered I’m off Thursday, Friday & Monday. Let me take my ass to work
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I mean the thorn of this disconnect is money. 2 Chainz cannot fathom anyone not accepting the “money talks” narrative, and Keith Lee is saying it’s never about money, it’s about the food and the experience.
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2 Chainz got into a DEBATE with Keith Lee after bringing up the BAD REVIEW Keith gave his restaurant, with Keith arguing that his reviews should reflect how REGULAR CUSTOMERS are treated, while 2 Chainz insisted celebrities EARN special treatment 😳👀 2 Chainz also questioned whether Keith’s strict diet as a former athlete affects his TASTE in food and how he judges restaurants. “I’m an entertainer, and obviously we get perks that other people don’t get. That’s just period, my boy. I don’t stand in line at the airport. I don’t do none of that because I done worked my ass off to do this.”
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Finally watching You, Me & Tuscany and Ana is dumb. The hot, rich, castle-owning Italian man you were planning to sleep with wants to turn your lie about being engaged in to the truth and you say NO?!?
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I understand why people can’t survive in Miami. Cause what do you mean it’s 7 in the morning and you’re asking me if I’m outside?? … I was
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i hate gay halloween wdym you're law roach
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chisu 🥖@tamaescenceNov 1
what do you mean you're sailor moon mid-transformation for halloween???? this wins.
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liv 🫧@chillestwomanOct 31
wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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It’s the way this man at the door said “have a great night” while intentionally staring at my ass lmao
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@uncledoomerOct 31
metal shop i order from told me my order was late because he has a labor shortage. i asked the guy if he had considered paying them more and he gave me the full on fluoride boomer stare
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@mattdykemaOct 29
I just talked to a tool vendor that's been selling tools for 35 years he said he's never seen the field so dry the technical talent is drying completely up Every single shop is hiring Machinists, programmers, maintenance technicians. At this point you can pretty much we walk in and set your price
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When I was managing, my employees all knew my one rule. "Don't fuck up so bad that I have to do the part of my job I hate."
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@BjaySwagOct 29
being a millennial manager is giving feedback like this: “look, I personally dgaf. But I need you to do XYZ so these mfs don’t come saying nothing to me!!!”
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@omgsidewalksOct 30
PLEASE I need someone to tell corporate economists that infinite growth on a finite planet is the exact logic of a cancer cell.
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I usually don’t text when I’m drunk but I went to message my hg and seen a whole ass convo we had last night after I got home from a wine dinner 😭
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something that makes me sad, not in a trad way, is that public buildings used to be designed to be places that were both functional and served as celebrations of art and architecture. they were supposed to feel important and grand.
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I love my beautiful post office
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Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 30
i mightttt have taken the term “bringing the heat” a little bit too literally…
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Goddess 🎀 (@prn63ss) profile pictureGoddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 30
i wasn’t gonna participate in halloween cuz i genuinely do not feel like doing my makeup or dressing up so i’m just gonna have to find another way to bring the heat
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🩰@moxxie__Oct 29
Love when the title of a song sounds exactly like what the song sounds like (‘:
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“Sometimes I wonder if God ever pray for me”
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✰@hoesluvvjasonOct 27
one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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Replying to @Mid30sManhattan
“It’s one Park Ave condo Michael, what could it cost, $10k?”
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Having money in Venmo is like having a secret bank account. It’s like hiding my own Easter eggs.
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Took me so long to figure out what the trigger in the video was for this and when I heard it. 😭😭😭 I’m sorry, I’m laughing
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@gangstaGURRYOct 28
i would LOVE a dissertation written about the casual racism of the 90s that appeared in media that felt so normalized that looking back 30 years later is FASCINATING especially living through it
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