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Certified genius 180+ IQ god-emperess. Pulitzer winner, Rugged Patriot party member, 1/2 of plop analysis crew (serious: 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸 I’m a progressive🌐). Ok😂

Joined January 2021
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Holy fuck
Democrat's 2026 Senate math is so bad when you actually stare at it on the map. They need to win every state in dark blue, every state in sky blue, and 2/4 of the "longshot" states in light grey-blue. That would be enough for a *bare* 51-49 majority.
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Ofc some online libs are pretty tactless as they “attempt” to persuade ppl to act pragmatically within difficult political circumstances etc. But this right here is such an embarrassing inability to actually reckon with said political reality and obviously-true points being made.
current talarico discourse
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“Republicans want trans people dead” is not (primarily) some deranged lib fearmongering to get you to accept Dem fealty. It is a straightforward description of the things they say out loud, the broader public opinion polling on the subject, and the legislation they pass. Cmon now
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It is absolutely vital for leftists to put in some serious effort to NOT say things a broad audience would find outrageously dumb/mockable. This ‘OPTICS NUKE’ -> ‘rightwinger clips & shares it widely’ -> ‘leftists double down on intentions/context’ cycle is completely untenable!!
this is clearly correct?
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I also see this brainworm all the time and it’s very frustrating: “Conservatives will smear you anyways, so you might as well say whatever you want”. Well they’ll try… but will it actually LAND? A minute-long clip of you saying the exact thing they’re alleging probably helps!!
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Evergreen, Dems have to answer for every single wacky thing any rando even plausibly left-leaning ever says, while Republicans/Trump himself don’t even have to answer for the actions taken within the office of the President of the United States
Someone makes a public comment at a city council meeting and this guy acts as if it’s a real policy actually being considered. Guys a joke.
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I despise lefties who say stuff like this. “If you get pushed away by annoying people, you were never a great ally in the first place”. Ok? So now what? What’s the implication here? Politics is a competition of repeatedly winning over fairweather fans. Unless you already have …
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…enormous broad support, pushing away significant numbers of wishy-washy political casuals is VERY BAD. This desired army of hyper-loyal, highly principled lefty soldiers who will tolerate infinite pointless annoying behavior IS NOT, and will likely NEVER BE (sufficiently) REAL.
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Beyond the disingenuous-ness of the word "smugly" and framing this 6-year-old interview (as he successfully attempted to flip a red state) as a good, up-to-date representation of his current stances, the lefty approach to data/polling here is really bad.
Do you support the Green New Deal? Ossoff [smugly]: no Do you support Medicare for All? Ossoff [smugly]: no Do you support abolishing ICE? Ossoff [smugly]: no Any poll that has Jon Ossoff or Gavin Newsom as more likely to win a general election over AOC is a junk poll.
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None of these stances are especially broadly popular. Candidate popularity is a lot more complex than an average of their stances' popularity. And posing as some sort of authority on junk polls, while claiming it's impossible anyone to the right of AOC polls well, is ridiculous!
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This reminds me of when I’m just messing around on fifa and I concede because I bring my keeper charging 30m out just for a laugh. This comparison isn’t even as funny as it could be because it is so on-the-nose to what actually happened. In a top-5 most important USMNT game ever.
a top-10 most embarrassing goal in World Cup history? what a view of this disaster
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Annihilating public trust in something as critical as election integrity, as a high-level sitting congressman who knows everything he is saying is utter bullshit, needs to be criminally punishable. This is obscene, and so much more third-worldist than anything Dems could dream of
Mike Johnson says California election fraud is so bad it can’t be proven
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These parents should never be allowed to see their child again
South Carolina parents living in the state’s measles epicenter tell of their devastation after their unvaccinated 7-year-old son, Ethan, developed encephalitis, a complication from the virus that causes swelling and inflammation in the brain. trib.al/Fw47zA6
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There are a lot of reasons this whole Hasan cycle is really dumb, but perhaps worse than everything else is this whole charade of claiming “Dems aren’t REALLY your friends” and then not even pretending to back it up with any semblance of policy evidence/discussion.
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I have spent so much time trying to engage with Hasan fans and general sympathizers with this rhetoric, and it is near-impossible to get them to even acknowledge extremely basic facts about Dems’ track record (yknow, the CRUX OF THE POINT THEY’RE TRYING TO MAKE) on this issue!!
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This is why people are fed up with Democrats in Congress: they’re unable to achieve the impossible (force Republicans, who control every corner of the federal gov’t, to obey the law), and I am going to rack up twitter likes by vaguely referencing an unspoken miracle play to do so
This is why people are fed up with Democrats in Congress. No urgency, no action. Zoom calls, strongly worded letters, and fundraising emails. HEY @TheDemocrats, DO YOUR DAMN JOB FOR ONCE.
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To infinity: Republicans use their trifecta and 6-3 SCOTUS to do terrible things. Lefties vaguely gesture towards Dem blame. Deep in the comments, they admit to not actually having a superior plan. And ultimately, they dissuade from the one ACTUAL solution: electing more Dems!!
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Actual fascism
BREAKING: The FBI has fired the agents who were photographed kneeling at a 2020 George Floyd protest.
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Trump doesn’t even pretend to address the factuality of Kimmel’s comment, let alone care about Kirk. Almost verbatim, his stance is, “late-night shows are not allowed to constantly insult me”. At absolute most, a single-digit number of prominent republicans will criticize this.
The president on Air Force One: “When you have a network and you have evening shows and all they do is hit Trump, that’s all they do — if you go back, I guess they haven’t had a conservative one in years, or something — when you go back and take a look, all they do is hit Trump. They’re licensed. They’re not allowed to do that.”
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The median conservative commentator is incapable of analyzing a pie chart at the level of a 3rd grader. This person even has “Dr.” in her name. Extremely funny, until you remember these people’s votes count the same as ours. Fuck.
It's probably worth noting that Islamic terrorists get lumped in with "right wing" in this data.
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Our president, who has called every Dem city a shithole and every Dem leader some combination of stupid/inept/evil, is threatening to withhold infrastructure funding bc the governor was too "nasty" when he suggested they take a walk to discuss an issue. Third-worldist to the core
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It’s simply not possible to hate republicans enough. A rainbow memorial for mass shooting victims is political, but a street named for Rush fucking Limbaugh doesn’t meet the criteria. There is no lie too cynical, too stupid, too downright evil for these subhuman freaks to pass up
We will not allow our state roads to be commandeered for political purposes.
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Just so fucking depressing how easily he can lie to everyone. DC crime is down again this year, after 30-year lows in 2024. If he said the sky was green, most of his base and the political media at large wouldn’t give a shit. Half the country is entranced by an illiterate rapist.
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Completely fucking psychotic
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A family desktop computer is the bedrock of civilization
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