Marco DLC ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐ท retweeted
Ethan Kleinโs marriage got completely destroyed and peace on earth started happening
Last year's April was heartbreak, this year's April was a new start, you don't always get what you want in the beginning for a reason :)
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This name is awful because if someone asks me if I want their "man cereal" I'm not going to assume they mean cereal
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I've gotten SO good at fingering my partner, and I'm so proud cause that always felt like the last thing left that I wasn't totally great at yet and now I am
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My beautiful girlfriend is going to a goth rave tn for her friends birthday and I was invited, but instead of drunkenly making out with her and dancing inappropriately on her tn while she's in goth clothes and makeup, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK
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Marco DLC ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐ท retweeted
god really popped off when he invented the taste & smell of pussy
Today we were tearing each other's clothes off in her art studio while the other students worked in the other studios near us. We couldn't fuck because she was on her period so we both just ended up getting so horny that we both got really lightheaded and almost passed out
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It hasn't set in yet that I have a girlfriend, idk why. I still feel like my usual single self, and I have to remind myself that I'm in an exclusive relationship with someone and that person could potentially hurt me, or vice versa. I'm happy, but something's up and idk what
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