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Mexican, sarcastic, a little toxic 💋 Estudio, entreno, opino 🇲🇽➡️🇺🇸 If you’re mad, you’re watching 😉

Joined January 2026
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The people just discovering Red Baron Pizza are what we call “new poor.” Some of us are “old poor.” 😉
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A prankster fakes an Apple Pay charge on a Red Baron delivery guy who's stocking freezers, already an hour late getting home to his four kids, and expects him to laugh. He didn't. Good for him. Then regular Americans sent him more than $480,000, and Red Baron publicly said he's still on the team and has a fan club, "including us." The guy filming strangers for clicks? His account got shut down. That's this country at its best. "Prank" content is mostly harassment with a ring light. Respect people doing an honest day's work, and leave them alone.
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Guy tipped me $100 at work today and I almost called him daddy right on the spot
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Menudo weather is officially around the corner🤌🏼
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This guy looks like if Idaho was a person
He’s def got bodies buried in the backyard
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Somebody in the comments said, “that plate has a 730 credit score” 🤣🤣
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…are you trying to gatekeep SEAFOOD?!?
Replying to @ThomasMightSnap
They saw how us BLACK AMERICANS love seafood and trynna capitalize off our wave….. nothing new…
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There is absolutely no reason for adults to still be reading books when movies exist. You are literal wasting your time staring at paper when you could watch the same story in 2 hours. Imagine being a grown adult bragging about how many books you’ve read. Congratulations, you read paper for fun.
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women be beautiful as fuck just laying in bed farting
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Me if someone asked me to be a translator:
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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😭😭😭 homie thats your boss
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Pretend it’s February
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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Your shitty Netflix show that explains your unique diaspora experience that I’m sure no Asian-American has gone though will be in the mail in 6-8 weeks.
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Had Guinness for the first time today and no wonder Irish people are always angry as fuck online, you people are drinking like dirt n shit pretending it's beer.
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I spent years of fucking high school in lockdown, fuck y'all if some Russian black plague is putting me inside for university.
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I was 15... oh god no.
i’m so convinced i died in 2020 and this is some bizarre purgatory
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