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Always admired Duncan’s diet of carrots, milk and Fig Newtons. Sad he resorted to sugary cereal. #OnionGOOMF onion.com/Hhd4Kf
Met Bryce Harper, he elbowed me in the throat, mocked my glasses. He's the real deal. #1 dick in MLB. #OnionGOOMF onion.com/GNouiP
Mariners pitchers and catchers afraid to approach each other. I feel for you more than you know #secrets #OnionGOOMF onion.com/AmwmCM
Archie says no to Eli quitting after SB win. Sounds like my dad when I ask him if he watched my show. onion.com/yccBZs #OnionGOOMF
Congrats, Yanks. Nothing more exciting than a fair trade. Feel that way every Sunday at the flea market #OnionGOOMF onion.com/zfp1vW
Coughlin happy all week strange & troubling. Been there, Tom. Prepare for 17 months of depression. #OnionGOOMF onion.com/zy0PS0
Tressel most moral Big 10 coach, but not up to Shep standards. Would coach there myself, but afraid of everyone involved. #OnionGOOMF
Classy move for Rodgers to kill himself this season. Have to stay
alive until Wifey passes. #Loyalty #GOOMF bit.ly/uLtCaF
love annual T-giving Cowboy game, perfect opportunity to relax the esophageal sphincter loose a stream of vomit. onion.com/sCAaJs
Sorry to see a ref unable to handle his divorce. You know what they say: your penalty flag reflects your mental state....
I said before the season: "Lance Berkman is ALMOST finished," focus on almost. #puma #shepardpumalover
Blake Griffin knows the key to keeping your edge is to grab things and slam them into other things. onion.com/vvD8Sa #OnionGOOMF
Tony La Russa throws a mean orgy, his '06 sex carnival was as epic as it was inspiring. onion.com/qjBHxr #OnionGOOMF
God bless the WNBA women for putting their supple bodies on the line for our enjoyment. onion.com/pP6QF4 #OnionGOOMF
If A-Rod is no longer a jerk, let me be the first to extend an invitation: A-Rod i would like to hang out with you. #OnionGOOMF
Wish I could BoSox "Collapse 2011" hat but hats contribute to my thinning hair, so says #ShepardHairDoctor #OnionGOOMF onion.com/oJxazG
Serena Williams is a sexy, beautiful black woman. There is no "debate" onion.com/pFB5er #OnionGOOMF
Congrats to Jeff Gordon on the big win! Feels like it's 1974 all over again, or whenever Gordon was last relevant. #shep48 #jimmiejohnson