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Joined November 2013
Ever since #WestHam went down, fans of Prem teams have been saying, ‘haha enjoy Lincoln away.’ Now it’s actually happening I really don’t know what to make of it. Does this still count as football? #LINWHU
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Never a pen but Soucek looks miles off it. Needs to be replaced. Pablo please! #WHUQPR
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Our AI agent, Who art in California, Hallowed be thy name
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
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I see people questioning whether #Garcia has hopped back on, but the mad thing is that he popped for Ostarine, which isn’t a steroid. It’s the weakest SARM out there. Lots of gym bros try it before quitting and taking stronger stuff. Effects are minimal. What was the point?
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Only just learned that extraction is about to start on the huge oil fields around the Falkland islands by British and Israeli firms. Explains a lot. As usual, a conflict which is argued back and forth in moralistic / historical terms is really just about oil. How tedious.
Argentina's President Javier Milei: I want to be clear with the world and express the position of the Argentine State. The Malvinas (Falkland Islands) are Argentine by history and by right. There is no discussion about it. The islands have been part of Argentine territory since the origins of our nation. In 1833, the United Kingdom occupied the Malvinas (Falkland Islands), expelled the Argentine authorities, and established a colonial situation that continues to this day. This means that the islanders, being an implanted population in a usurped territory, do not have a legitimate right to self-determination, and that any argument based on referendums held on the islands is invalid.
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Currently a multitude of West Ham fans spouting off on here about the ownership tussle with no idea at all what they’re on about. Reminds me of Brexit. Unless you’re a business expert with experience in boardroom buyouts and share issues, please just shut up. #WHUFC #Kretinsky
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The chicken little of West Ham journalism strikes again. No matter what’s happening his line is always, ‘the sky is falling in!’ Spoiler: I was there. They weren’t appalling and no-one was booing.
West Ham absolutely appalling, crowd booing, should be behind, but are somehow ahead thanks to an incredible goal from Divine Mukasa. Nuno lucky.
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So now West Ham have beaten Wolves and Southampton, 2 of the strongest championship sides, very comfortably, scoring 4 goals in both matches, is the hysterical social media mob still howling for #Nuno to be sacked? Can we maybe calm down a bit now? #WHUFC
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Honestly, #WestHam fans fry my brain. Let’s wait for the window to close so the squad can settle. Then give it a month or so. If there’s no improvement by mid Oct, a convo is needed. But calling for #Nuno out now is mental. Bellamy has ZERO club experience btw. #whufc #kneejerk
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Disappointed. In a minority, I know, but always liked JWP. When deployed in his preferred role by Moyes he was one of our best players. Then Potter told him to sit deep and recycle the ball, which he did, and everyone slated him. We’ll miss his set pieces too. #whufc
🚨💥 James Ward-Prowse back to Southampton - DONE DEAL ✔️ Southampton and West Ham have reached a full agreement for the return of the 31 y/o midfielder. Understand: fee less than £1m. Ward-Prowse set to sign a contract until 2028. @SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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#WestHam Twitter is a tough read. Last thing needed is more turmoil and a manager change. The draw at Burnley? DEFENCE. Loss to Charlton? DEFENCE. Nuno’s system relies on solid DEFENCE. Mavro & Kilman doesn’t work. Need a replacement for Disasi at CB and all will be OK. #whufc
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‘Nuno Out’ after one game? Madness. Burnley away is one of the 3 toughest fixtures we’ll face this season. (Boro & Wolves the other 2) Got a point and only missed out on 3 because a young defender made a gaffe. It’s really not worth melting down over. 45 games to go…. #whufc
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Another very Sullivanesque negotiating tactic. ‘Let’s leak to the media that we’re moving onto other options.’ Either he is still secretly involved or the new owners have borrowed heavily from his playbook. #whufc #westham
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Qué bueno es Pablo Fornals 🤩⚽️
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I would love to be proved wrong on this (by him signing) but this new wave of #Disasi rumours feels a bit Sullivanish. Fans upset because of boardroom uncertainty & lack of signings, so put something out to appease them. It’s the old ‘we tried’ gambit. #whufc #westham
West Ham has an agreement with Chelsea to sign Axel Disasi on a permanent basis. Disasi has agreed terms with the club, including a buyout clause should the club not get promoted. Deal is on hold for 1-2 weeks to see if a better offer comes in. [@siphillipssport] #WHUFC #COYI
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26/27 JWP redemption arc? #whufc
James Ward-Prowse's goal to put West Ham ahead.
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What an embarrassment to themselves and to their country #Argentina were in this World Cup. They behaved like spoilt children from start to finish.
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Mark Turley retweeted
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | West Ham have sold 50,000 season tickets for the 2026/27 campaign. 🎫✅ They have actually sold more than last season, despite being relegated. Brilliant from West Ham fans, supporting their team through thick and thin. 👏
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🚨⚒️ Jarrod Bowen STAYS at West Ham and will play for #WHUFC in Championship next season. He’s signed revised contract at the club and his decision is to continue at West Ham. The captain stays. ©️
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