Godfather of cryptozoology & craft beer adventures. Fan of cryptozoology,craft beer, half marathons, & traveling. Drink in the adventure.
Chandler, AZ
Joined November 2017
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Working on editing the next book in the TIME series. This one is set in Louisiana. Also working on compiling the 10th anniversary edition of the Chupacabra, and a middle school aged cryptid novel. 2027 will be another busy year. #cryptzoologyfiction
Ten years ago, The Chupacabra and the Bat Rastard launched a genre. The 10th anniversary edition is in the works, and it's more than a reprint: a scholarly paper on a case-level evaluation tool, plus a focus on the science behind #cryptozoology, and more. #craftbeerfiction
Can the machines just replace whoever does packaging at @AmazonHelp? My books arrived too late for my event, so I reordered. There wasn't room, but never fear, they rammed them in anyway and the covers are creased. You're worthless in every way. #worthless #boycottAmazon
The books I ordered for Saturday's event at the International Cryptozoology Museum went missing for over a week, then finally arrived in Bangor, ME after I left. Buy a T.I.M.E. Agency book there: 100% of proceeds go to the museum. #cryptozoology #TIMEAgency @CryptoLoren
Amazon has been horrible for over two years for authors. @ajassy , @JeffBezos and @AmazonHelp need to create a Director of Author Management position to fix it. I'll do it for only $100,000 annually. I'll fix the issues
Why is @amazon always late now? Order was supposed to arrive Tuesday now it says Thursday. If you miss my event I will post negative reviews on every platform I can find. Not to mention when they do arrive they are usually damaged. I need some money refunded. You are horrible
Great time in Jackson, OH for the release of my new book at sixth Sense Brewing. If you are in Southern Ohio, check them out. Good food and the beer was awesome. I had a Kentucky common which was new to me, and it was excellent #cryptozoologyandcraftbeerfiction
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New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
One week from today, The Creatures from Canter’s Cave and the Danksquatch drops 9.19.26 w/ a story that tears across time, space, & even the team’s reality itself. Meet the author at @sixthsensebrewing
📅 Saturday, Sept 19, 2026
⏰ 7–9 PM
📍 275 Portsmouth St, Jackson, OH 45640
Waiting on Book 12’s cover, I was editing Book 13 for a September release. Then a weird idea hit me. It started as a joke, but it grew on me. Now I'll be pushing edits back until after my June NJ trip to chase this quirky new project. Let’s see what happens! #mythsandmalts
I would love for the @Browns to get Dunker in the third, but probably won't happen. They did get both guys I wanted tonight so far, so call it good probably
I'm here, totally prepared for the @Browns to disappoint me. No trade downs. We don't need a larger collection of mediocrity. Take #carnelltate at 6, tackle at 24.
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A bipartisan pair of Ohio lawmakers has introduced legislation that would designate the Loveland Frog as the state’s official cryptid. nbc4i.co/48w9IDB?utm_medium=…
Kven skal synge meg i daudsvevna slynge meg når eg helvegen går og dei spora eg trår er kalde, så kalde
What's your plans for this weekend? How about the OG of cryptid craft beer, @SierraNevada #Bigfoot (1993) and OG of cryptozoology and craft beer fiction, The Chupacabra and the Bat Rastard (2016)
