Abuja, Nigeria
Joined February 2022
My face?
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I genuinely hate how the media makes space for people whose only contribution to society is being children of a highly corrupt politician
Arrival of FCT Minister, Nyesom Wike's children at Zlatan’s wedding
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Wait, this thing where they stop cars and pedestrians from moving when Tinubu is passing, do they do it in other states or is it just Abuja?
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THEY KNOW ❤️🪘
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I went to a shop and the woman said she only knows how to braid natural hair, she can’t put attachments, that’s her shop, I should wait for whenever her girl comes. I was so confused.
Homegirl said the babe who installs her hair doesn’t know how to braid, so she has to get her hair braided somewhere else before going to get her install. I was so confused
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Wait, I’m just realizing that almost every housemate from this season is famous.
BBNaija Double Wahala REALLY lived up to its name! 🔥 From CeeC vs Alex to Tobi, Nina, and Khloe, gbasgbos were flying EVERYWHERE! 😂 Rest in peace, Rico Swavey. But let’s settle this once and for all… WHO brought the MOST gbasgbos that season?
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So people that dated you when you were fat no get level😂😂😂😂 Don’t give any fat man a chance oo❌❌❌
Losing weight changed my body. But that was the least interesting thing it changed. My fashion sense changed. My confidence changed. My dating life changed so dramatically that I am still processing it. Let me explain. Thread:
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I like how going out in Abuja is so low-effort. If you’re dressing up, you’re really doing it for yourself and the person you came to party with, because I promise you, pple don’t care that much. No shade. If you ever feel underdressed, you’ll see someone dressed like they just stepped out to pick up their younger sibling from school, and mind you, that person is having the time of their life.
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compoundo🤍
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Okay the fun’s over now. She’s a celebrity makeup artist. Do you think painted by Esther, Makeupbyariel, Kevin Luong etc. that we all love don’t have these same policies and even higher rates? Or is because she’s Nigerian she has to lower her rates to what YOUR comfortable with
500k is even peanuts . Look at her bridal list. Accommodation, flight and logistics are excluded and makeup is only for 4hours. Classism will regret ever coming to Nigeria.
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Wait, I’m just realizing that almost every housemate from this season is famous.
BBNaija Double Wahala REALLY lived up to its name! 🔥 From CeeC vs Alex to Tobi, Nina, and Khloe, gbasgbos were flying EVERYWHERE! 😂 Rest in peace, Rico Swavey. But let’s settle this once and for all… WHO brought the MOST gbasgbos that season?
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“When Mercy first leave owerri” The bbl wey she carry enter the house na for FUTO them do am?
When Mercy Eke first leave Owerri, come Big Brother Naija Pepper Dem, her English na 2-for-₦5. 😭🤣 Mercy Eke: “Are you coming on a fucking nuts?” 💀😂
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If this woman wants to go all the way, that her husband will join her and the kids in Nigeria before Ramadan.
This man is of the devil!! Women please when you notice mad behavior, choose yourself first
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BBNaija should actually take a break and just air one of the past seasons again, make we use adult eyes watch am
Gen Z BBNaija fans comparing Ceec, Tacha, Mercy Eke, Angel, Venita, Erica, Beauty, Nomi & TemiNkem to Bisola & T-Boss from See Gobe? 😭 One more word and it won’t be funny!
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Quote with your gym attestation for the week💪🏽.
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BBNaija should actually take a break and just air one of the past seasons again, make we use adult eyes watch am
Gen Z BBNaija fans comparing Ceec, Tacha, Mercy Eke, Angel, Venita, Erica, Beauty, Nomi & TemiNkem to Bisola & T-Boss from See Gobe? 😭 One more word and it won’t be funny!
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Last night was amazing 🤍
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Joyeux 23e anniversaire à l’iconique Theodora !
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We're driving around and talking to random ppl🤣
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Can't even tell which is which
North West & Natalie Nunn kinda chewed.
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