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In the top 10% of restaurant reviewers on Google. 40-ish, chemist, liberal living in a purple state. heavy propensity for dad jokes and puns.

Georgia, USA
Joined April 2020
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If you keep watching they will slowly back away from the perceived stimulus keeping their eyes fixed on the target. It's a receding hare line. . . . I'm so sorry.
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The committee vote on Todd Blanche was just postponed. Statement from a spokesperson for the Senate Judiciary Committee: “Chairman Grassley works to set President Trump’s nominees up for success in committee, not failure. Senators Cornyn and Tillis want written assurances from the Department of Justice regarding the Trump-IRS settlement. Tomorrow’s markup is postponed as work continues to secure sufficient support in committee to favorably report Attorney General-nominee Todd Blanche, who is highly qualified for the job.”
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This is the kind of thing they are trying to ban in Florida
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Hey @krystal - I thought charging debit card fees was against debit card agreement with @Visa and @MastercardNews. Even if it's not, I would much rather have servers who handle my food not also handle cash and coins. Google pay, apple pay, nfc is much safer.
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Big day for my trusty @MazdaUSA CX9 today... 300k miles and still going strong. How long can we go??
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The fact that Alonso got a 10 second penalty for a jack *slightly* touching his car during a pit stop makes one wonder the penalty coming up for this: #f1 #SaudiArabianGP youtu.be/QEGTbpoqQIs
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Stg 1 tech support: Now, on screen, you see a windows logo? Press that and click on the rainbow circle thing and that takes you to a "web browser" Stg 2 tech support: I need you to patch into the Pentagon from the command prompt. LMK when you're done. Placing you on a brief hold.
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She represents a district... in a (albeit marginally) blue state.
Marge calls for Republican states to secede from the Union.
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Anyone else play the "Press go on the Keurig machine then run to the cupboard to find a cup and put it underneath before your coffee comes out" game? Just me? OK.
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If you are a parent of a 12yo with @aboutKP health ins in GA - you can't access your child's doctor appt, refill, or health information online. And they can't make their own account until they are 13. Too young for an account, too old for a caregiver apparently. #healthcare
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Just accidentally clicked on the profile of a recruiter on @LinkedIn. So if you need me, I will be muting all notifications on all social media, email, and cell phone for the next 6 months.
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Inflation really is out of control
BREAKING: Second Chinese spy balloon found over Latin America, Pentagon says - Politico
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Step 1: login to a site and request an SMS code for 2FA Step 2: phone buzzes with a text message Step 3: *gaaaahhhhh, who's texting me now?*
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Free potential headline for sports writers this evening; "SF with two quarterbacks hurt beaten by eagles with quarterback, Hurts"
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Interesting substitution suggestion @Walmart but that's not what I was going to use the butane for
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If only there was a site where we could regulate just fans. And nothing else. You could call it onlyfans or something.
In addition to gas stoves, liberals now want to regulate/ban hot water heaters, ceiling fans, furnaces, dishwashers and microwaves. Ever wonder if your government is overstepping? Ask yourself if it has something to say about fans. That’s how you know.
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Signs that Christmas is over...
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Just told 10yo that the wifi is not working due to interference from the full load of clean plates in the dishwasher. Just in case y'all were needing parenting tips
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Unpopular opinion : crumbl cookies are awful. Undercooked, doughy, bland cookies loaded with oversweet toppings and they cost a freaking fortune.
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I need to remember that if I want to cook a frozen lasagna for dinner on Tuesday, I really need to start it some time on Thursday morning
If zombie TV shows have taught me anything, it's that Walkers and Georgia are not a good combination #GArunoff
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