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Nande.

@MarniMeech

Bafana Bafana. Orlando Pirates. Manchester United. In that order.

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined September 2020
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1st touch, 1st goal from Phopho 😮‍💨
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Iyadura ipetrol and nihlala kude 😔.
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This PSG vs Barcelona has been so nuts, I’m actually jealous of how elite they are
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I still think at least 2 of the promoted sides will go down. But the other club to go down will almost definitely be Fulham or Sunderland.
h (@htomufc) profile pictureh
@htomufcOct 12
Who actually goes down this year then?
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Fulham are a little worse than Sunderland, but European football will only make things worse for Sunderland and stretch them too thin as the season progresses so it’s not looking good for them.
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We seriously need VAR in South African football. That challenge is obviously outside the box, how is that a penalty? 🤣
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A 29 y/o that couldn’t hack it in Spain’s 2nd division. I’m not bothered — we’re still winning the league. Another Reisinho.
iDiski Times (@iDiskiTimes) profile pictureiDiski Times
@iDiskiTimesOct 9
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚‼️ Mamelodi Sundowns have secured Ecuador international midfielder Jhegson Méndez, 29, on a three-year deal. He has penned a pre-contract and is set to join the Brazilians in January. Story by Lorenz Kohler (@Lorenz_KO).✍️ idiskitimes.co.za/transfer-c…
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This is what I love about education. Umntu uzocinga you’re thumb sucking that information just like him, kanti no, you actually have the qualifications to back up what you’re speaking on 😂👍🏾
patty. (@jesuispattieb) profile picturepatty.@jesuispattiebOct 8
I do have a law degree (LL.B). I also have Master of Laws (LL.M). I’m also an Attorney. What now ?
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I actually hear him because what else is he supposed to say in response? “I’m sorry baby, I’ll unfollow all 1 682 of them and strictly follow men I don’t know” 😭
khare’s inter_lude (@khare_ndiww) profile picturekhare’s inter_lude@khare_ndiwwOct 6
The new boyfriend that my friend got😭😭🤣
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The problem is that you’re comparing women you see in real life with no filters to a woman you only know from social media. Of course the woman on your screen will seem better 😂.
SLIME CBFW ☾⋆ (@iamRTI) profile pictureSLIME CBFW ☾⋆
@iamRTIOct 6
Nina niyahlanya there's no girl in Aldo or midrand who looks like her this is elite spec
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Are Egypt aware this is just a friendly?? 😭
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That’s more than triple his annual salary at Esperance. Where the hell is he gonna get that money? 🤣
Micky Jnr (@MickyJnr__) profile pictureMicky Jnr
@MickyJnr__Oct 3
🚨 If Lucas Ribeiro fails to pay the US$4 million owed to Mamelodi Sundowns within the 45-day deadline, further FIFA sanctions could follow. This could include a 𝐁𝐀𝐍 from playing football, meaning he would not be able to register or play for any club. #AfricanFootball #LucasRibeiro #MamelodiSundowns
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Him and his agent are such morons. What made them think they could get away with unilaterally terminating his contract?
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Not really. I have backup water supply if we’re out of water (also I can just literally buy some at the store). But if a substation blows up or cables are stolen, where will I buy electricity to power my house? 🤣
Lisa (@lisathebeauty1) profile pictureLisa
@lisathebeauty1Oct 1
Having no water is honestly worse than having no electricity.
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It must be so nice having a RB that’s a decent finisher like Cancelo. I just know Dalot would’ve ballooned that shot over the bar if he was there instead
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Rele is a tier above our attackers, man. Also, Kabini is holding onto that left back spot.
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Finally Rele scores his first goal for the nation 😭😭🙏🏾
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As an Eastern Cape gent that lives in Joburg, I can confidently tell you that UYAXOKA 😂. The rot I notice in EC every time I go home a couple times a year is no different from what I see in JHB on a daily basis.
Sabelo (@Mahoota11) profile pictureSabelo@Mahoota11Sep 29
I can tell you this much, the situation in EC is severely under reported. If EC was a country, it would be closer to being like Nigeria than Gauteng.
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There’s so many places in JHB that I just straight up avoid driving to because kuvele kungene i depression xa ndibona indlela ekuhlalwa ngayo ngabanye abantu. Unless you’re in the north, JHB is no different from most of urban EC.
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