
@married_rockett slayer. He watches me sleep. And pee. Now would you look at that.
US of 'Murika
Joined January 2014
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Invite me to a 31 party, Mary Kay, Jewelry or even a Sex Toy Party, I will ignore you.Invite me to a Tupperware party, I'm your best friend.
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I may or may not have just followed the entire #TrueBlood cast. #obsessed
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Have to select a email business card photo.... Photo 1 or photo 2? HALP. indecisiveness has taken over.
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Co-worker"Ive noticed you don't take as many selfies now that you're married."DUH!SkepticalBlackAndWhiteSelfieFriday
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@BTupinit @Married_Rockett 👀. An ass is an ass is an ass is an ass. Now my vag...then id care...
@BTupinit @Married_Rockett have to wait for Jono to see it before I can delete it..........
@MericanBacon I am a proud representative of the fanny pack club #stoplookinatmyfanny
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Why I hate interviewing: 2 strong candidates, really like them both, have to choose 1. I feel like a big meany. #shouldhavebeencanadian
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