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I want a baby dinosaur.

New York City
Joined September 2009
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Sunday Comics: You'll Be Mark ow.ly/rMuBj
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Dealing drugs taught me I was a giant wuss ow.ly/rMuxu
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Ja Rule...the chef? Apparently he's writing a microwave cookbook based on his time in jail. GREAT. h/t @cboals firstwefeast.com/eat/ja-rule…
If you were trying to reach Banksy’s “Plato”, its too late, the door has been removed…. #banksy #banksyny
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Banksy philosophizes in Greenpoint bit.ly/1fg9m3K
The new Banksy piece seems to be a 1992 GMC truck with a waterfall & butterflies. Moves to a new place every morning at dusk. #banksyny
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Banksy's is back in Chinatown, sending NYC true love ow.ly/poJnH
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The Bluth boys @arnettwill and @batemanjason serve up bananas that won't make you sick and kill you. #ADWorldTour
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"Arrested Development's" Jason Bateman And Will Arnett Are Tossing Bananas In Times Square #adworldtour gothamist.com/2013/05/16/arr…
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Attn Never Nudes: The 2013 Annual Conference is being held tomorrow in Times Square. Wear you cutoffs without shame! facebook.com/events/33374395…
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The #bananastand is back in business! Follow @ArrestedDev to hear about upcoming visits in London, NY and LA.
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Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
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Whenever I catch someone taking a selfie in public, I feel really awkward.
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Fluff ball at the Westminster Dog Show. @wkcdogs instagr.am/p/VmIymchai_/
Women Should Be Able To Travel Solo tcat.tc/XtoQoZ
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Atlantic's worst words of 2012. Guilty of several, for sure. theatlanticwire.com/entertai…
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This dreaming English Bulldog puppy is just too much... buzzfeed.com/provincialeliti…
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Who cares about twinkies. As long as Tostitos keeps making the Hint of Lime chips I'll be happy.
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This is truly awesome. RT @MarsMarkham: Our new ladle. Made by Jed Collins, rutter extraordinaire.
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What manner of monstrous asshole hates Obama? trib.al/9hz1q4 @bertiebrandes
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