“Temperature is a mindset”…the stupid thing I heard my daughter say right before the stupid thing I watched her do
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My 7yo: WHY HAS THERE NOT BEEN A WOMAN PRESIDENT?
Me: Well, that’s a good questi—
7yo, with a heavy sigh: IT’S FINE. I WILL DO IT.
Had my first pumpkin spice today and came home to my husband watching Die Hard. So Merry Christmas, everyone!
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LIBRAS are in their meanest era right now, we don't care & we don't give a fuck.
Guess it’s going to be one of those weeks 🙁 I hope when Peter opens the gates, Tim tips him with a stick of gum.
Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim-curry…
1st week of school:
Surprise! You need more school supplies
38 QR codes to scan
More paperwork
So many apps
18 emails from teachers (500 words min)
6th grade social tickets ($8)
Field trip flyers (a mortgage payment)
Wrapping paper fundraiser ($24/roll)
Success!
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me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn
me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street
📍 Banana Land 🍌⚾️
@TheSavBananas are winning the game and I’m winning the sing alongs














