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Can I just point out I've still not been gifted a Victorian taxidermied penguin. 😑

illy has barked at guests pretty much solidly from midday through to when @chrismidweeker got a cab home at 7ish. I'm emotional drained by it. Bloody dog. Very much not looking forward to the repeat woof-fest tomorrow when the in-laws visit. That'll be 9 hours too.

Right. I need cheering up. Tell me the stupidest* present you've ever been gifted. *As in not ironically, poorly thought out, completely not you, a Lynx/Impulse body spray gift set from a 24hr Garage would have been preferable. Mine: A Cliff Richard calendar. It was weird