Do what makes you happy.
Cincinnati, OH
Joined April 2015
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JIM: I've got an idea. Let's call this place "Jimadelphia"
[PHIL is creeping up from behind with a crowbar]
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Date - "are u an ambulance"
Me [clearly an ambulance wearing a shirt] - "umm...no?"
[man at next table starts choking & I start sweating]
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If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.
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i just googled how many bowls of cereal you have to eat before you start to hallucinate
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Today is a big step in our march toward equality. Gay and lesbian couples now have the right to marry, just like anyone else. #LoveWins
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From the moment I finally showed up for work this afternoon it's been nothing but work, work, work.
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See which diseases you’re at risk for based on your birth month ti.me/1HYQr7o
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"We all take our thoughts way too seriously. We think our thoughts always mean something" ti.me/1GoAt9R
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Someday, I want to take a road trip with my friends. We can travel coast to coast and hit every major landmark.
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BOSS: lunch on me today. any ideas?
"pizza"
"sushi"
ME: *suspicious that jeff in HR is an anteater* ants?
[i stare at jeff for his reaction]
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Hey girl, do you like good guys? *opens pack of fruit snacks*
"Or bad boys?" *shoves them all in mouth at once*
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Senate blocks extension of Patriot Act, set to expire May 31 ti.me/1PCWEiQ