“There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.” – Yogi Berra

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Joined May 2018
Ted Williams hit .406 in 1941 and led all of baseball in average, on base, slugging, home runs, runs, walks, and OPS. Seven categories. He still lost MVP to Joe DiMaggio. How does that happen?
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Starting quarterback the last time the Chargers started a season 0-6 (in 2000).
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Cuando Tom Brady utilizó el Ultra Instinto contra los Falcons y los arruinó para siempre Dato curioso: Tom narrará el partido de Atlanta este domingo 😅
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🚨BREAKING: The man who shot and killed the 16-year-old gunman inside Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon, has been identified as Kaylub Giamanco, a father whose two daughters attend the school. Giamanco, 36, a carpenter, was driving home on his lunch break Thursday when he heard gunshots near the school. He saw the suspect moving toward or entering the building, followed him inside, and fatally shot him in a special education room before police arrived. The first 911 call came in at 12:59 p.m. The school went into lockdown at 1:01 p.m. Officers confirmed the suspect was dead, cleared the building, and began treating the wounded. The gunman, identified as John J. Griffin, 16, forced entry by shooting through locked doors with a shotgun. He killed three children, ages 5, 8, and 11, and one teacher. A 7-year-old and a 54-year-old teacher were critically injured. The suspect’s death brought the total dead to five. Police have not released the victims’ names. Giamanco’s family says he is not seeking recognition and feels guilty he could not stop the attack sooner. President Trump called him a hero who took care of business.
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Frank Viola won a Cy Young Award but he couldn’t catch Macaulay Culkin.
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BREAKING NEWS: Kaylub Giamanco of Bend, Oregon, a carpenter and father of two girls who attend Silver Rail Elementary, was driving home from his break on Thursday when he heard gunfire. Giamanco, who was carrying concealed, bravely pursued the teen gunman, John J. Griffin II, into the school building’s special education room, and fatally shot him.
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HILARIOUS: Mike Evans says he had NO IDEA he was trash-talking Trevon Diggs until he looked at his jersey. “I was like, ‘Who are you?’ Then I looked and made sure… ‘Oh, it’s f*cking Diggs.’” EVANS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. 💀💀💀
🚨🚨LEGENDARY🚨🚨 #49ERS STAR WR MIKE EVANS HIT #SEAHAWKS CB TREVON DIGGS WITH THE “WHO ARE YOU?…” BEFORE LITERALLY TURNING HIM AROUND TO READ THE NAME ON THE BACK OF HIS JERSEY. DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀
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Mike Evans on his exchange with Trevon Diggs, via @KNBR: "I honestly didn't know it was him ... I was like, Who are you?' Then I looked and made sure: 'Oh, it's fucking Diggs.'"
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Cam Skattebo talks about the moment after his late-game fumble: "There's 11 guys on the other team who are screaming at you, telling you you messed up, it's your fault, you sold the game... it sucks"
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Trevon Diggs was talking trash to Mike Evans so he grabbed him to look at the back of his jersey to see who he was lmaoo I’M CRYING 😂😂😂
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🚨🚨LEGENDARY🚨🚨 #49ERS STAR WR MIKE EVANS HIT #SEAHAWKS CB TREVON DIGGS WITH THE “WHO ARE YOU?…” BEFORE LITERALLY TURNING HIM AROUND TO READ THE NAME ON THE BACK OF HIS JERSEY. DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀
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TREVON DIGGS SHOULD RETIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME AFTER THIS.
🚨🚨LEGENDARY🚨🚨 #49ERS STAR WR MIKE EVANS HIT #SEAHAWKS CB TREVON DIGGS WITH THE “WHO ARE YOU?…” BEFORE LITERALLY TURNING HIM AROUND TO READ THE NAME ON THE BACK OF HIS JERSEY. DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀
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A VIDEO COMPILATION OF THE FUNNIEST #NFL PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS OF ALL TIME. “Body built by Taco Bell.” — Matthew Judon “Wakanda Tech.” — Russell Okung “I’m the best in the nation.” — Jamal Adams “Penn State Lacrosse.” — Chris Hogan “Rand University.” — Randy Moss “Ball So Hard University.” — Terrell Suggs “Joshua Burns Preschool.” — Jared Allen 💀💀💀
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How home runs are measured in MLB ⚾️
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Gary is the president of an HOA, and he's not happy that people keep naming their dogs Gary. Sounds like Gary needs an emotional support Gary. “Don’t smile at me, Linda! He was “Biscuit” for nine years.” 👀🤣🐕
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I almost bought a home in an HOA. Then my 3 older brothers and many friends were like: "Have you met you lately?" Bad idea, HG. Way too ornery and bishy for that. 😈😲😜
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Happy 72nd Birthday to Hall of Famer Dennis Eckersley, born this day in Oakland, CA. What are your thoughts and memories of Dennis Eckersley?
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THROWBACK: Former Cleveland #Browns offensive line coach Bob Wylie was one of the all-time great Hard Knocks characters ever. 🐐 AN ABSOLUTE ICON 😭
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Omar Vizquel's still so slick with it
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Marshawn Lynch says the Seahawks put sensors in his shoulder pads that showed he was taking 7 car crashes worth of hits every game 🤯 (Via @andreward)
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Travis retweeted
As Payton Tolle said on the @BBisntBoring podcast, his dad really wanted him to use the word 'slobberknocker' in a press conference. I promised I would present the opportunity. Today, it all came together.
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