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Wheatley

@MasterHackerIDS

First of all, I'd like t' get this out there, righ' off th' bat: I am NOT a moron. I am th' Master Hacker Extraordinare from Aperture Labs! 《Portal RP • #Ðεѕυ》

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Joined July 2012
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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··𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲. 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒚-𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒌𝒆-𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆!·· 🌕 Portal / Valve RP 🌕 OC and MV friendly 🌕 Ships on chem. 🌕 Lit./Semi-Lit. 🌕 10+ years experience A ᴅɪᴛᴛʏ ʙʏ #Ðεѕυ
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Oh god. Oh no. Oh man. Anyone got a cheat?
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I really hate th' moon, but I think I might start hatin' th' sun now tha' it's ruddy strapped t' me.
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Everyone else when I screw up horrendously:
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Whoa. Same.
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Yes. This is a true fact. I'm jus' confused why he thought he needed t' specify?
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Screw "Th' Thin Blue Line," me thing's got a NEW AN' IMPROVED name!
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Do you know something I don't know? TELL ME!!
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*HIGH PITCHED GIRLISH SCREAMING.*
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