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This is currently a Dolly Parton memorial account.

Asheville, NC
Joined October 2010
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Not liking me is ablelist if you do not like me you are literally practicing eugenics
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We flipped Western NC???? Oh the people are SICK of Republicans stealing our money all the propaganda in the world can't help them now
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I’m feeling so much millennial optimism I’m about to buy an owl necklace and start a stomp-clap folk band.
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Today, we are all smug, insufferable liberals. Tomorrow I go back to being cynical & disillusioned.
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honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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TEXAS FLIPPED?????
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Also something a lot of ppl don't know about North Carolina is that places affected by Helene are STILL fighting to get federal money that was set aside for them by the Biden administration that Trump turned around and STOLE
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I LOVE MY STATE NORTH CAROLINA AND MY SENATE WINNER ROY COOPER
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How it feels being a North Carolinian right now?
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THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
The North Carolina State Board of Elections says results in the state could be delayed.
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is it just me or is every single social media algorithm working overtime to make you as insane as possible right now. like, moreso than usual
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Xennials. We are Xennials. The end of Gen X and the beginning the Millennials. We are in our 40s and think we are still 20, which is a problem when your back randomly locks up. We can name most songs from the 80s to about 10 yrs ago. We still think the 80s was only 20 yrs ago.
There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
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[watching a random Tales From The Crypt episode] Hell yeah. Big budget anthologies rock. The Crypt Keeper is my little buddy. [watching several Tales From The Crypt episodes in a row] This is the definitive psychosocial atlas of the American baby boomer's collective unconscious.
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I know the people in Dawn of the Dead get all depressed and alienated because they are trapped in a consumer paradise that's a prison of their own design, but I'm built different. I think I'd be quite ok in there for some time
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this is KILLING ME FINALLY SOME PCLAFF FOR OUR HALLOWEEN
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I love that everyone is posting the most philosophical TNG scenes so that new people can start the show and witness true peak storytelling: the Beverly sex ghost episode
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it’s funny that apart from the introduction of ethan, you’d think the buffy halloween episode is mostly filler and then three seasons later xander is still making life or death decisions based on his knowledge from his time as a soldier
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Star Trek TNG is awesome because there are so many episodes that are full of nonsense and Patrick Stewart will be there delivering one of the greatest performances to ever grace tv with a monologue that will make you question your existence
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Somewhere, in a universe next to ours, a man who looks very much like Patrick Stewart wakes up from a long strange dream and begins playing the flute.
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How many times do we gotta go through this? You being a Wilding and being in the Night’s Watch does not make you versatile, it makes you bisexual
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