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🚨Xabi Alonso on why Joao Pedro will not feature in Brazil forthcoming games
“He did not feature in the World Cup for Brazil and he’s having a little knock so we want to keep him and don not want to risk playing him”.
“He will feature in our next premier league game and have some rest when the international break is on”.
Match Analyst retweeted
🚨Breaking: The English F.A set to cancel the red card that was given to Lisandro Martinez
“Man utd believe Red card was not supposed to be given to Martinez and it affected their game against Chelsea on Sartuday noon, and the English F.A believe it is a mistake and the red card shouldn’t have been given, rather they should have given atleast a yellow card”.
“Man utd are very furious about the incident and Martinez will certainly play the next premier league game”.
Match Analyst retweeted
🚨 Breaking: The English F.A and VAR tend an apology to Liverpool for not awarding the penalty on the foul that was committed on Alexander Isak
“At first we thought there was no much contact from Timber to Isak that’s why we didn’t blow it immediately, and the VAR made a mistake by not reviewing the ball
Immediately, they kept mute about it, it’s totally a mistake”
“We apologize for that and something like that will not happen again, we have learn from our mistake and hope to take correction”.
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🚨Jamie Carragher believe Liverpool were robbed Against Arsenal
“The VAR and the referee should have awarded a penalty for a shirt pull on Alexander Isak against Arsenal, it was a clear foul and a scoring opportunity for us, but somehow nothing was given and the VAR didn’t even make attempts of reviewing it at all”.
You can see they are clearly helping Arsenal to win the league in a corrupt manner and it’s totally unacceptable, I think it was a clear penalty. I've seen it back, and it would have helped us”.
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🚨Breaking: Estevao might leave Chelsea in January because he believes the manager doesn’t want him
“Teams like Liverpool and PSG have made contact with the player’s agent, The Young Brazilian didn’t even start or play for Chelsea against Liverpool in the EFL cup, he only started in one match out if possible 11 games that Chelsea have played this season in all competition”
“Xabi Alonso believes his pattern of play won’t suit the boy that’s one of the main reason he has always being on, even when Palmer got injured, the coach chose to use different players and not the Young Brazilian”.
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🚨🎙️Fabrizio Romano: Premier League could be forced to change its rules over Manchester City as arabian investment threat sends shockwaves through english football!
🗣️“Manchester City’s situation could become one of the biggest crises in Premier League history. If major Arabian investors reconsider their UK investments over City’s possible expulsion, the financial consequences could be enormous. The Premier League could face unprecedented pressure to reconsider its rules rather than risk damaging future investment in the UK. This situation could become bigger than anyone expected!”
could manchester city’s case force the premier league into a historic rethink?
🚨Breaking: The 2026 ballon D’or winner have been leaked
The winner is Yamal, closely followed by Kylian Mbappe
🚨Cristiano Ronaldo talked about some of the players that deeply don’t want him to be among the squad, the players include
- Cancelo Ramos
- Joa Nerves
- Bruno Fer….love
🚨Luis Figo on Portugal immediately giving Cristiano Ronaldo’s No.7 to Rafael Leao following his departure:
“That’s a big is big disrespect to the greatest player in history, they did that to make Ronaldo feel bad, if I were him, I will just retire from international football”.
🚨 Ronaldo will not return to the Portugal National team as far as Jesus Jorge is still the manger
“Ronaldo will like him to step down from being the team coach before he’ll return to the squad or else it’s over between Ronaldo and Portuguese National team”.
🚨Bruno Fernandes just posted this on his Instagram story following Ronaldo’s departure from the Portuguese National team squad
What could this mean😳
He’s free from Ronaldo or what
🚨Portugal head coach “Jorge Jesus” revealed what Ronaldo said to him that made him leave Ronaldo on the bench
“Ronaldo have was on the bench for Portugal past 2 games and he’s not happy about it because his relationship with the coach is broken, Ronaldo won’t return again”
🚨Pep Guardiola fires back on people saying he knew about the 115 Man City premier chargers, that’s why he left
“I just feel like giving myself and family more time, I don’t know anything about the charges going on, I left Man City for good”.
🚨Marc Cucurella on deserve to win the Ballon D’or between Yamal and Mbappe
“Honestly Lamine Yamal is the real guy for the award, he has done so much for Spain and even Barcelona this season, he’s a great player”.
🚨Breaking: Enzo Fernandez do not want to stay at Man city since it has been confirmed guilty of the 115 chargers for breaking both premier league and UEFA rule
🚨Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Ronaldo being benched vs Norway
“He’s not doing any good thing again for his team, he’s not strong enough to be able to compete at the high level, I honestly think he should retire and allow the young players play”.
Breaking on the favorite to win the Ballon D’or
“Lamine Yamal Spain won the World Cup this year, they have beaten great National teams like Portugal, England, France, and Argentina in their last 6 games, the 19 years old have been outstanding since last season”.
🚨Jose Mourinho on Man City 115 premier league charges
“That’s the reason Pep Guardiola and Man city kept winning the premier league back to back the previous years, without that they wouldn’t have conquered the league to that extent”.
“I will never rate a team who have such charges as a big team, because what they’re doing is very illegal and shouldn’t be acceptable in football, they need to be relegated”.
🚨Mikel Arteta on losing 3-0 to Brighton
“Today was not our lucky day, we played well today but the Brighton defense didn’t allow us to get a single goal, and it was not easy on us at all”
“We will be waiting for them at our home ground in emirate stadium, we will try our possible best to score pass 3 goals that day.
