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Refusing to call this X since 2023

San Diego, CA
Joined February 2009
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This World Series has got nothing on that Padres Brewers NLDS series so far IMO. Hope the Rays figure out a way to make it interesting.
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Ripped this off the Tok because the broadcast clip doesn’t do it justice and cut away from Fernando flipping the ball out of his glove, but just *listen* to the crowd groan when he does it lmao. All timer.
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Padres won’t ruin my birthday this year! 🥳
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What’s the longest you’ve ever had to wait while a Customer Service rep looks into your ticket for you? I’m at almost 45 minutes of on hold with @ray_ban and waiting. Josh is still “looking into it.” Insane, but I’m not giving up.
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After 50 minutes I was disconnected and taken to a survey. We start again.
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The size of the smile that this brought to my face y'all... @halsey with @AdamDamnLazzara of @TBSOfficial 👏👏👏
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I had a feeling on Monday they were up to something.... But this is even cooler then expected.
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Yes, Regal has normal commercials and previews during the Stranger Things screenings. Ugh.
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Every day at the park is a battle between the off leash dogs and the children going 25mph on mini motorcycles
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I switched from Rivals back over to Overwatch for a bit to try and get a new Reaper skin, and I’m reminded of why I hate this game. On a brutal 0-9 run where every team I’m matched with is just completely overmatched and run over. This never happens in Rivals.
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@PlayOverwatch My kingdom for just a single, close, well-matched game
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I’m simply a man, standing in front of my $750 Cafe Pro espresso machine from @NinjaKitchen, begging it to at least one time over the course of a month to give me an exact measurement of 90ml for my Lungo shot 😬
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Wow. What a show! @halsey dropped the mic…literally. (Sorry I laughed).
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen all 5 levels of the Del Mar Racetrack Grandstand sold out before, but it is tonight for @Zedd at the @SDFair. It’s going to be wild. Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!! 🎡🎢🎠🎶
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And there's the Sonic Boom
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My @SouthwestAir flight from Tucson just pulled over during taxing for takeoff and announced we have a one hour “Air Traffic Control” delay. We’re just going to sit here on the tarmac for an hour and wait. Flying in America in 2025 is wild….
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Southwest Airlines really was like “look, customers are mad about the new bag and seat fees. Morale is low. What can we do to lift spirits?” *sends out man dressed like a traffic cone with a “SAN loves you” sign to the runway to wave to people on planes.*
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What if we saw @Zedd at the @SDFair? And then got a funnel cake, rode the ferris wheel, pet a pig, and bought a kitchen knife that can cut through a shoe after? 🎶🍥🎡🐽🔪👟
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Happy #OpeningDay to all who celebrate 🥳⚾️
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My jaw dropped when the chair said Tom Hiddleston
"So, you're watching Marvel reveal chairs."
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