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Matt is a playwright, screenwriter and humorist and he is very attractive after you've had a few drinks.

New York
Joined July 2011
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So nice to be home for a visit so I can sit at a diner and read my favorite sports writer’s latest! @OysterBayBomber!
My nieces and my nephew rocking the Apollo Creed shirts I bought them! Fiona, the 4 year old loved hers so much she drew herself wearing it! The Morillo’s know a true American hero! Creed!… instagram.com/p/BqzElwUACRa/…
Hey @OysterBayBomber! I read your article! No way I root for @Dodgers! I’m the grandson of a Brooklyn Bunms fan. It’s my heritage to hate them! Plus 1988! Plus a @RedSox win is hell for @Yankees fans! Go @RedSox!
I enjoyed Lindsey Graham’s impression of #Trump talking to #Putin. #Kavanagh #SCOTUSpick
Well #Kavanaugh is still talking. He just won’t shut up. Men talk too much. Blah, blah, blah... #whattheywouldsayaboutawoman #scotus
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Well #Kavanaugh is still talking. He just won’t shut up. Blah, blah, blah... #whattheywouldsayaboutawoman #scotus
Apparently the snowflakes are cutting the Nike swooshes out of their clothes. Perhaps instead of doing that these “Christians” should donate the clothing to the homeless. Nah, that would be something Christ would do. Go #ColinKaepernick #nike #FakeChristians
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WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE QUITTING REMEMBER YOU WILL BECOME A PIECE OF GARBAGE JABRONI NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKER THAT I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MAKE YOU CRY LIKE LITTLE BABY. #TuesdayMotivation
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If Trump was POTUS in 1983: "Mr. President, the Soviets shot down a Korean civilian airliner & all aboard were killed." Trump: "General Secretary Andropov strongly denied it & we have plane crashes, too, so we're the same. Get Jimmy Carter's emails." #TrumpTraitor #TreasonSummit
If Trump was POTUS on September 1st, 1939: “Mr.President, Hitler invaded Poland! We should join Britain & France & condemn this attack!” Trump “Hitler was very strong is saying it was a defensive act. It’s better to be friends with Hitler because his army is big.” #TrumpTraitor
If Trump was POTUS in 1979: “Mr.President, the Soviets invaded Afghanistan! Let’s send aid!” Trump: “Brezhnev strongly denied it. And we’ve been bad sometimes too. We’re all bad.”#TrumpTheTraitor
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If Trump was POTUS during the Cuban Missile Crisis. “Mr.President, all intelligence shows the Soviets are building missiles in Cuba. Here are the photos.” Trump “Premier Krushchev was strong in his denial. This accusation has hurt our relationship with the Soviets.” #TrumpTreason
You have to feel pretty stupid today if you're a Trump supporter. Then again, in order to have the ability to feel stupid you must possess a modicum of intelligence & if you possess a modicum of intelligence you wouldn't be a Trump supporter. #TreasonSummit #laughingatassholes
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Happy birthday, America. Unfortunately you’re showing your age. Watching you now is like watching Muhammad Ali fight Trevor Berbick. It’s just embarrassing. It’s a shame you can’t go out with some dignity. #July4th2018 #americafuckyeah #IndependenceDay2018
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Hey @StapeAthletic, a week ago you were saying Tavares had a deal in place with the Islanders! I’m going to Vegas next week! Any predictions you can give me, Nostradamus?? #imkiddingbuddy #loveya #iknowhowthisworks #allingoodfun
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Yes! Come to our encore performance! nitter.gq/KADMProductions/status…
Thank you to all of our friends & supporters!! #KatyAndJennifer is delighted to be doing 1 more @hollywoodfringe #HFF18 performance thanks to the awesome 🙌 @LoungeThtr producers selecting us an @theencoreawards winner! #SaveTheDate: Fri 7/6 @ 8PM 🎟: katyandjennifer.com
"Katy and Jennifer" has been nominated for The Bechdel-Wallace Award and The Unleashed Award! Thanks for your support! @LieselKopp @dsimonejo @reenadutt @MattMorillo @hollywoodfringe @LoungeThtr #hff18 #fringeawards #ricardomontalbantheatre
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Hi Fringers! Pls consider Pick of the Fringe Selection & Encore Producers Award selection "Katy and Jennifer" for Top of the Fringe, Fringe First, and Ensemble Theater. @hollywoodfringe @LoungeThtr @reenadutt @dsimonejo @LieselKopp #hff18 #encoreproducersaward #pickofthefringe nitter.gq/KADMProductions/status…
.@hollywoodfringe #HFF18 ballots are going out to qualified Fringers! We'd❤️if you consider #KatyAndJennifer for any of the categories you see fit, including #TopOfTheFringe, #FringeFirst & #EnsembleTheater! 😊👩‍❤️‍👩 hollywoodfringe.org/ballot #hollywoodfringefestival #lathtr
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Awesome time performing alongside these talented actors & seeing all the snippets of the amazing shows at #PickOfTheFringe last night! Thanks for selecting #KatyAndJennifer to be a part of this awesome @hollywoodfringe #HFF18 group! #lathtr #hollywoodfringefestival – at Los Angeles, CA
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