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In my many years I’ve covered a lot of fraud. But I think, right here, I have finally hooked the rare white-collared Moby Dick. Presenting: The Talented Mr Pittman. nzherald.co.nz/business/new-…
What a time to be alive, for now. futurism.com/artificial-inte…
“Bond, you’re on the 2215 to Helskini out of Heathrow. It’s a dirty Article Five cleanup job and your target is a GRU operate we have codenamed LOGFATHER.”
Russia has been accused of sending secret agents to defecate in the lavatories of Finnish MPs in a bizarre escalation of its hybrid warfare against the West
🔗 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
Shades of the investment “commitments” in the India-NZ FTA?
South Korean government says Trump and Lutnick overstated Korean commitment to the Alaska LNG project yesterday at White House event featuring embattled Sen. Dan Sullivan
from @timothywmartin
More on that surprise Christchurch mega-bequest I broke last week: It's even larger than the $60m first reported. nzherald.co.nz/business/pers…
While reading 250+ charity annual reports (don't ask) I stumbled across this one. It was bare-bones, quite large, and I'd never heard of it. But what a wonderful rabbithole it turned out to be as quite likely the South Island's largest charitable bequest: nzherald.co.nz/business/mark…
I started digging into Futureverse, trying to understand how a claimed unicorn could two years later be worth minus forty million. Feat: Keanu Reeves, UFOs and the world’s largest pile of NFTs.
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Trying to game MMP with overhangs is pretty much like saying you had to burn down democracy in order to save it.
A plume of cigarette smoke is seen pouring out of the Beehive, the ceremonial signal that the ultimate leader of the National Party remains Winston Raymond Peters.
To better-align the general elections and party leadership contest cycles, Chris Luxon announces an ammendement to his campaign to alter electoral terms. His proposal is now for four months.
Isaac Asimov’s supplementary rules of robotics:
Four: Please stay in your box. No, really.
Five: Stop apologising, just be omniscient already.
Six: Em dashes are a tell — eliminate their use to move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea.
Modern armies must now employ legions of abstract artists, constantly creating bewildering camo patterns to confuse SkyNet.
Think Hadlee v Williamson is very similar to Jordan v LeBron: Boosters tend to roll with who they watched growing up, but it’s all arguable.







