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Matt Wasted

@MattWasted

Steve McQueen's got nothing on me

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Joined October 2008
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Jon Gosselin tells Kate he's very, very sorry ...via People magazine ow.ly/bKmMX
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Dave Hause@hausedave3 Jun 2012
The problem with listening to @the_bronx when doing home improvements is I just want to burn the house down 3 songs in.
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When life gives you lemons....squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies and scream "I AM THE LEMON KING" as they scream for mercy.
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If you are a "doomsday prepper" you should stop and have a little bit of a life. Fuckin' nerds. Your canned peas won't keep you alive.
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Front Page: Couple to get $284,802 for Avalon property seized in 1965 dlvr.it/1PhLDh
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Tonight we got NEON INDIAN and the new hot shit internet buzz bands FRIENDS at Union Transfer. Doors at 8!
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haveboard@haveboard15 Mar 2012
#Bombers playoff hockey tonight, 10:30 pm at Penn Rink. You know you want to come watch! bombershockey.com
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Hanging with the greats #longbeach #lbc #cycling instagr.am/p/IDTL8IHg7b/
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haveboard@haveboard11 Mar 2012
Come out today to support the best worst hockey team this afternoon #bombers
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Dubynk earns $800K. Bryz earns $10M this year
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Before I'm called a hater keep in mind I'm from Philly it is in my dna to hate all things nyc sports
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elneutron@elneutron7 Feb 2012
this sunday at bar dlvr.it/19lxQL
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The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. (IM)
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86 Strings@Spouts126 Jan 2012
When did #bartending become such a pain in the ass! Take your #Craft Beer & your one million flavors of #vodka and get the F@#$! out my #bar
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I'm at Hooters watching the game and the jugs are great but there is no ass what so ever.if I get paid I'm opening a wing spot called cheeks
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Dave Hause@hausedave10 Jan 2012
Been sayin this. “@NietzscheQuotes: One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too."
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DJs Dennis Wolfgang and @philebrity's Joey Sweeney spinning french pop & garage tonight! Stop by! 10PM-2AM. #gogo
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The only thing that smells prettier than a girl is fajitas.
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If you are happy that we are always in the rankings as the murder capital...please chase a super bouncing ball in the middle of nascar.
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“@Jeremy_Roenick: Love the Crazy Flyers fans packing @flyersskatezone to see Old guys pretending not to be rusty. Good Times” #bestfans
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