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As Champions League finals go, nothing will ever beat that famous night in Munich when a certain West London football club brutally obliterated them’ German w*nkers in their own backyard⭐️🏆 Won’t ever stop adoringly swooning over Chels😍💙

LinkedIn Liam suggesting that his Chels sacking was purely down to non-footballing reasons must be the most laughable statement I’ve seen in ages. Get the hell out wish this brainless, waffling s***head would just pipe down and f***ing disappear into oblivion.

On current form wouldn't be a stretch to say that Lavia is increasingly looking like prime Kante in how he seamlessly goes about affecting games with his electrifying pace and athleticism. Lad's ability to pull the strings and dictate play is just something to be marvelled at.

Have had a field day watching the lads get back on their feet and replenish the confidence tanks😍 Wish we could play them’ Manc pr*cks every f***ing week😂🔵🕺

Xabi’s unwillingness to give Estevao any minutes in a game where the team was patently bereft of inventiveness should cast further questions on the gaffer’s hapless, shoddy management of a player whose second to none footballing ability continues to be unjustifiably overlooked.

Have been left to ponder our flaws amidst what woefully proved yet another insipid display overseen by a manager who continues to paint himself in bad light with his bang average calls. In the current scheme of things just can’t see this crop salvaging anything from the season.

Refereeing in this country is a disgrace. Stonewall pen denied.

Have bafflingly reverted back to type in what turned out to be such a hapless, toothless performance from the lads. Get the hell out reckon this lot should be fined a week’s wages for shambolically pressing the self-sabotage button and making an absolute mockery of themselves.

Morning to you lot who would love nothing more than seeing a certain crop of West London boys offer ominous evidence of their capabilities by unerringly turning in a rampant performance and rinsing them' cr*ppy y*ds dry🔵 Pls Chels just knock them’ Spursy kn*bs to the canvas😍💙

Going by Acheampong’s latest showings, wouldn’t be a stretch to say the lad’s got in him to successfully carve out a place amongst the most skillful, technical gifted defenders to have ever graced this country. For Josh to show such levels of potential thoroughly augurs well.

Must take enormous pride in the tenacious manner the lads strenuously left no prisoners in grinding it out and steering proceedings their way🫡🔵 If nothing else, Xabi Alonso’s Chels are ticking along quite nicely😍🔵

It’s dismally proved a case of rinse and repeat with Reece. Might’ve just reached a point where we’ve all got to accept that James won’t ever draw a line at them’ recurring injuries which continue to haunt him season in season out. The sooner we come to terms with it the better.

Must absolutely throw the kitchen sink at it to secure Alex Scott’s services if Bournemouth decide to cash in on him come January. Lad’s dazzling range of skills would not only turn our midfield into a whole different proposition but also spark us to mount a genuine title charge.

For all the promising, tantalising signs on show during last Saturday’s display, reckon one of the few bits which still needs improving is the overall performance of our defensive duo who at times continue to navigate choppy waters with their positioning and decision making.

Might risk the wrath of large sections of our fanbase here but Cole comes across as such an arrogant mug in the manner he completely ignored the kiddos screaming his name. If nothing else, showing them’ young fans a bit of tenderness wouldn’t do Palmer any harm whatsoever.

What is it with them’ shambolic y*nks that they keep trying to ram this whole CFC LDN rebranding down our throats whilst laying our club’s core traditions to waste. For f*cks sake wish we would finally get round to forcing Eghbali and his Clearlake cohorts out the door.

Anyone who watched Alex Scott’s latest showing will have been left in no doubt as to why we should go all out for him come next summer. Lad would thoroughly propel our midfield into a whole different level and spearhead the sort of overhaul we’ve long been crying out for.

It beggars belief that Mr. Burnham has gone to bat for them’ oil kn*bs so they are let off the hook and filibuster their financial charges out of existence. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit if Andy was found out as one of the f*ckers who hideously masterminded all those sham contracts.

Don’t cry your hearts out lads😂😂

It’s no coincidence our downturn in form has come at time where Colwill’s performances have significantly nosedived as he was always the one player expected to glue our defence together. Can only hope the international break sees Levi hit the reset button and rediscover his mojo.

Fresh off placing Todd on the scrapheap, it’s now time to get on with the clearing out so that Eghbali and his fellow Clearlake pr*cks are finally issued last rites. Get the f*ck out launching a mass cull and hacking off the remaining deadwood is the only (if any) way forward.