I’m like Tom Selleck without his money and fame. Or his mustache. I don’t have his chest hair either. Come to think of it, I’m nothing like Tom Selleck. Sorry.

KCMO
Joined June 2009
I was born and raised in Kansas City. If you have never been there, here's a little tour of Ma-homes town... 1. @TheWWImuseum
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Butker needs to go. Liability
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If I was the Chiefs I would simply stop sucking and cover JSN and get a new kicker
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Chiefs offense is playing like Bo Nix and the Donkeys tonight
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John Hussey is a certified bitch™
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Bout that time folks
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Love how the NFL let the Chiefs get K9
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I’m in the mood to stir some shit up so prove me wrong: There are no intelligent MAGAts Josh Allen will never win a Super Bowl Jesus would have been a Democrat Full calorie soda tastes like shit Trump is the worst POTUS of all time Halloween is the 2nd best holiday
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October sky is nucking futs tonight
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Happy #RedFriday let’s beat those birds on Sunday!!!!!
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I feel personally victimized by all the crap my oak tree shits out
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Did my civic duty to remove Donald fuckface and his Band of Dirty Grifters from office. Let’s get that blue wave going people
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Feels good when you’re on top 😈
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Will we ever see the day that Andy Reid just coldly puts an opponent away instead of letting them hang around for 4 quarters
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Butler can make 50 yarders with ease but cannot hit a PAT to save his life. Someone should hold up a picture of a woman getting a college degree in the uprights on PATs 😂😂😂
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NO ONE CAN TACKLE K9!!!!!
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Bout that time folks
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If you need me I’ll be Prepping for the Chiefs game:
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18 straight baby!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
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Carved a pumpkin this past Sunday and it grew cotton candy! Now that’s a trick AND a treat!
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When it’s #RedFriday and finally feels like Fall outside:
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