@MatthewApple
 Cheshire
Joined June 2012
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“who made this spreadsheet?” me:
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Jenni
@hashjenni19 Mar 2024
DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.
Lazzyyyyyy
@em_Lazzy19 Mar 2024
What opinion about dating will have you like this ?
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71 year old, Graham Coull from @BarntonCC hitting them sweetly at sixes! Things you absolutely love to see! You never lose it 🏏 📸 @MatthewApple
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It's truly impressive that, at 71, our legendary wicket-keeper still outshines every batsman in our club! @BarntonCC @bbctms @crickshouts @BumbleCricket
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Simon Briggs@simonrbriggs18 Dec 2023
Does this picture make it look as if Taylor Swift is about to unleash a lethal left-arm wrist-spinner? Or do I just have a one-track mind? telegraph.co.uk/business/202…

How Taylor Swift’s tour sales disaster exposed a broken ticketing industry

Surging demand for live experiences fuels calls for an end to Ticketmaster's dominance

telegraph.co.uk
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Some boy
The Upshot podcast@UpshotTowers20 Nov 2023
Ian Botham wasn't like other sportsmen. A weed-smoking maverick, he punched policemen, shagged waitresses and partied with the Rolling Stones. From 45 year feuds to "coke-fuelled shagathons", this is the story of England's stoner superstar...
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Fuck two day hangovers and fuck David Lindhagen
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Time to retire from cricket and take up a career in connect 4. My brain is unmatched
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I’d much rather kill myself than face an over from Mark Wood 🚀
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"When no one's watching, he pretends to play cricket." Be careful, this may happen to people you know this summer... 18+ GambleAware | #TheAshes
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I must admit, McDonald’s coffee is the best of the best 😮‍💨
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The boys out watching Toft v Sale after 2 good wins yesterday. Not sure who the random lad on the right is?? Think he wants to be a russet
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Darts update - I’m still fucking class
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Microwaved fish and Parmesan cheese should be banned from the office. The smell, man 🤮
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THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥 MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF! ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME

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I’ve got a really good feeling about this year 🤞🏼
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Doing dry January has never seen more appealing, than right now 💀
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Samwise Gamgee is the realist of all fellas, we all need a fella like him
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