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Girl dad // Arsenal fan // Dad jokes

San Francisco
Joined February 2011
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The Wedding Chronicles
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The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.
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Only Arsenal can.
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😍
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I live in the outer richmond in SF (not a busy area) and was walking my dog tonight with an Arsenal jersey and had two cars honk at me and yell COME ON YOU GUNNERS. Biggest club in the world.
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This belongs to all of us.
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Peaky Blinders movie coming out on my birthday is something special.
The legendary gypsy gangster Tommy Shelby returns in Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man. In select cinemas 6 March and on Netflix 20 March 2026.
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Handing the championship trophy to the owner before the players/coach is a disgrace.
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I’ve never understood hate watching until this World Series. Incredible stuff to root for a team you don’t care about against a common enemy
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We've got bad news for y'all
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It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️
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replacing luka with cooper is basically exactly what the tariffs were meant to do
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Pro soccer is coming to San Francisco! Through a new partnership with Golden City FC and @sfrecpark, we will bring an MLS NEXT Pro team to Kezar Stadium. GCFC will also put in $10 million in privately funded improvements to the stadium. There will be no changes to public access, so San Franciscans can enjoy all the upgrades. Welcome, GCFC!
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Advice — as a manager, do not lean on follow up during growth feedback convos. If you have to say I’ll send you examples, make sure you land the overall theme before you end the meeting. Follow up should only further confirm the message you’re looking to land.
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Also, I know this is better for LinkedIn but I just can’t 😂
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Statement made.
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Last night was a top two Twitter moment
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Just slightly behind covfefe
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