Matt Lee™

I’m just sayin all these girls anymore talking about “dad bods and beards are so hot” If I start an only fans y’all better put your money where your mouth is, daddy needs a new mower and fresh pair of new balances.

These Rams jerseys are bad.

It couldn’t be anyone else.

Kenneth Walker might be a problem.

10/10 National Anthem #MNF

Haha he called him Romeo Drops

One shining moment will never get old.

I would like to throw my hat in for the North Carolina job. Carolina please reach out.

Cool update X, so no more dark blue option. Just white or black. Cooool.

Seahawks

Day 1827 of being a dad: Kid and I went sledding today when she face planted, I laughed but didn’t realize it hurt so I said sorry. She said don’t worry dad it’s not your fart. I said fart? She said I meant fault. I said well I know it’s not my fart but it still stinks.

I’m about to be a real problem at work tomorrow