@Matts_Beans
Joined October 2015
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Me and my friends. Yes I made weird little guys for my friends that hang out with the blue frog
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I keep telling people Ethan is only done if he chooses to be. He could very easily carve out a new little gross corner and have viewers. There are clearly ppl that will still watch him. May even be enough to make a living. Remember. Even serial killers had fan girls.
Jaina Splinters@Jaina_Splinters19h
The Ethan/Tamara subreddit is currently cooking up the most deranged blunt rotation you could ever imagine...
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But yeah think about it. He could come back. Tell some sob story about how he was depressed or his meds fucked up his decision making. Talk about how his wife wasn’t putting out. That’s all it would really take to win over the usual suspects. And you all know it.
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This feels like when your golden retriever finds the house security camera
adri ♡
@socialistadri20h
THAT FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE WAS DIABOLICAL. @hasanthehun I know it's spooky season but omg
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john@john_wilddogOct 26
doing a dramatic reading of furry fart fetish porn fanfics but i have dyslexia
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none of my friends pee when they see me y'all a bunch of fuckin fakers
Millie@bumpasshelllOct 24
My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else
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Haha went crying to daddy I see
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughOct 23
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump announces he will be PROTECTING Elon Musk from legal weaponization by the Democrats, if they even try LFG 🔥 “Elon's done nothing wrong. Elon is a very good guy." 💯 "I think people have an obligation to protect our geniuses!” Elon is OUR team America genius 🇺🇸
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lol wild timing for a cat in the hat sponsor over at twitch,
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Too goddamn cute
Eliott
@HeknittOct 24
Halloween season! 🎃
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Man I love genshiken. The first season is animated pretty poorly but the voice acting is great. Madarame is such a creature
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Is a story about a otaku club in college. Lotta eccentric characters. One character named kohsaka is the one hot guy who attracts the normie girl in this clip. Shes basically the odd one out and a lot of what makes it great is her dynamic with all the others.
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SHUT UP NERD
Forbes
@ForbesOct 21
Musk Threatens Retribution If Dems Investigate Him After Midterms: 'Live By The Sword, Die By The Sword' go.forbes.com/Q6FvFz
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Look at this nerd
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twitch.tv/MATTSBEANS IM BACK
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Always a delight hearing porcupine sounds
horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 22
i went my whole life not knowing porcupines made the craziest little noises
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Look I’m not a fan of AI, but the amount of fear baiting I see on my FOR YOU page about AI makes me wonder how much of it is manufactured and how much of it is true.
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The ozempic went to Ethan’s head!
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EEUUH
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 21
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Okay I chuckled. Well done
Sapien@SapienAssassinOct 21
James Talarico's Ken Paxton ad is 🤌🏼 I am dying 🤣🔥 @jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX
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Social media encapsulated
carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 20
It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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HOLY SHIT
• SEPO • COMISSIONS OPEN • 🇻🇪 •@Sepo_MoralesOct 21
Cant even say this one inspiered me, all this guy makes inspires me a fuck-ton, specially that dumbass phrase i've got stuck in my skull these past week
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It’s so cewl
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