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𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔

@Mavooma

Law Student | Exhausted first born |

 Margate, South Africa
instagram.com/mavooma/
Joined August 2011
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Same applies to women right? I mean you can't have a banana everyday... Sometimes you need a sausage.
Ezennaya🧊 (@Chrisslimz) profile pictureEzennaya🧊
@ChrisslimzOct 2
Until you get married, you’ll never understand why side-chicks are important to every married man.
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E🎀 (@ElsSaidIt) profile picture
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@ElsSaidItNov 6
Those heavy school bags were the lightest burden we ever carried.
Nompumelelo MK (@MissLELOMK1) profile pictureNompumelelo MK
@MissLELOMK1Nov 6
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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Ndim mos lowo
PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ (@PhutiSemenya14) profile picturePHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️@PhutiSemenya146h
There are people who enjoy being alone. They can stay alone for hours, days, and still feel completely at peace with themselves.
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Under a man's **
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Worse abe umlungu, best.
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One day I will tell my story 😂. I'll forever prefer working a man's supervision bandla.
MALAIKA🌸♥️ (@malaika0560) profile pictureMALAIKA🌸♥️@malaika056016h
I hate working underneath a women’s supervision & management seriously 😒.
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And then those who hang laundry like this: 😡
Image from 𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 (@Mavooma)
🎀 🫧Nommie Ngubane🫧🎀 (@NommieThic83274) profile picture🎀 🫧Nommie Ngubane🫧🎀@NommieThic8327419h
People who don't decorate the washing line accordingly give me anxiety 😩 what do you mean isketi silandelwa pillow case kuze i gown no bra 😭
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Monarchive@__sugarvenomNov 6
“I want to always have it in front of me so I can memorise it🥺” I can’t teach you everything
Ayinke (@feyiiiO_) profile pictureAyinke@feyiiiO_Nov 5
accidentally sent him a screenshot where he saw his number isn’t saved 😭
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Matsena.Inc (@vaxinyori) profile picture
Matsena.Inc@vaxinyoriNov 6
The key to a successful life is: have successful parents.
Patience (@officialtwinny) profile picturePatience
@officialtwinnyNov 5
Gifting your children houses on their 21st birthday 🥹♥️
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Ever since my mom bought block out curtains, she sleeps until noon and she gets shocked every time.
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Need a new cover for my tablet. Need to buy a new computer monitor and new UPS because I left the other ones in Johannesburg. I still need an inverter. Ay I'll never enjoy my salary because I'm always buying something because of remote work.
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Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 (@_Bongekile_) profile picture
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
@_Bongekile_22h
Ngathi obaba abanje banganda 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Lol that's why I just listen when they trash talk each other and I keep it moving.
𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 (@maiiunreveled) profile picture𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢
@maiiunreveledNov 6
Co-workers be so fake. They all talk bad about each other, but they're all friends.
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ßtc (@buzorszn) profile pictureßtc
@buzorsznNov 6
As for me, I'll be wealthy.
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