Tweeting is hard without thumbs, and sarcasm is tough in text. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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I’m a good person, but I’m also an asshole.
I’ve got a big heart, but I genuinely don't give a damn. I care deeply just not about everybody.
I’ll give you the shirt off my back, but I’ll also cut you off! Basically, I have a very limited tolerance for bullshit.
Knew this was coming.
A bunch of people voted the way they did because they don’t like Trump. But they failed to look at the policies the people they voted for support. People have such short memories 🤷♂️
As we see the election results come in tonight, just remember it’s one thing to be optimistic, and it’s an entirely different thing to be oblivious.
I was today years old when I learned the little triangle next to the gas pump icon on your dashboard points to what side of the car you get fuel on. 🤷♂️
Today is the 251st birthday of the United States Navy. And yes, they get steak and lobster for dinner. I’m okay with that.
