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Max Ironside

@MaxIronside

Dad. Husband. Entrepreneur. Ex-cop & military. Writing about everyday things.

Joined February 2013
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Most people will rent their whole lives and never own a place. Is that just the new normal, or did something go wrong?
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Little lady with her own purse and her own plans. I'm just following.
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She walks into every adventure like she owns it.
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This morning started with hot coffee at a cafe. Tiny pumpkins on the lids for the vibe☕️
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it's dark at 5pm now. that's it, that's the post
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First snow this year. Barely enough for a snowman, but we made it work⛄️
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The best parenting advice I got: they copy what you do, not what you say. So now I'm the one eating my vegetables first.
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We went out for a quick walk. 20 minutes later we're still at the same puddle.
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Things my 2yo said today: "no", "'mine', 'again', and "daddy fix it." Honestly that's my whole job description.
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Book club meeting. Members: 2. ages: 2 and almost 1. the older one reads, the younger one tries to eat the page. Gonna pretend this happens every day.
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Ex-cop here. I tried one once. now i own a flannel and opinions about candles.
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Me to my husband: “Try this pumpkin spice latte. It’s so good!” My husband: “It’s fine, but should I be worried that my pants are about to turn into leggings and my shoes into UGG boots.” 🤣
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Little getaway. Rain on the glass, fire outside, and one tiny explorer who refused to sleep because "the lights are awake"
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People asked if having them so close in age was a good idea. Ask me again when I’ve slept.
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Yep
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@MaxBrightwaterOct 31
Got called a bot today on my birthday 😂 Fair, my page is full of AI cartoons. Here’s why: I don’t post my kids’ real faces. But the tired dad typing this with cold coffee? Very real.
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Got called a bot today on my birthday 😂 Fair, my page is full of AI cartoons. Here’s why: I don’t post my kids’ real faces. But the tired dad typing this with cold coffee? Very real.
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It's my birthday🎂 Picture 1: the man people think I am. Pictures 2-4: who I really am. Just a dad wrapped around two tiny fingers.
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Part 2 of our home cartoon! Mipusha introduces her best friend Pushmyak 🩶 And who's the third friend? Stay tuned
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Part 2 of our home cartoon! Mipusha introduces her best friend Pushmyak 🩶 And who's the third friend? Stay tuned
🤖 Made with AI
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@MaxBrightwaterOct 29
Dad project: AI cartoons for my kids, made with love ❤️ Episode 1 teaser. Want the full one?
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"Daddy, I want an interesting book for Halloween!" Challenge accepted. Meet Curly and Mipusha👇
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My daughter's Halloween plan: be cute twice 🎃🖤 Mission accomplished.
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