@MaxPresher
 Los Angeles
Joined September 2013
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Why is it 10PM at 6?
Body dysmorphia is waking up every day of the week thinking you look smaller, yet you are consistently getting stronger in all of your exercises for the past 2 wks & the only way that’s possible is that you’re actually gaining weight.
Life was easier when a Friday night was just picking up a movie & a video game at Blockbuster Video…
The audacity of my workplace from years ago adding me to an employee group chat so that we could all discuss work matters OFF THE CLOCK. Wtf.
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Girls be like “What hole are you going to fill first?” & I’m like… “The one in your heart.”
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At this point, @NickCannon is a threat to the ecosystem.
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I would definitely still love Heidi Klum if she was a worm.
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Listening to action movie music while at the dentist wasn’t a good idea.
Im Rich, beeyotch. retweeted
UberFacts
@UberFacts18 Oct 2022
Steve Jobs had a high school GPA of 2.65
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I would literally throw my phone out the window
UberFacts
@UberFacts16 Oct 2022
The average American adult sends and receives 110 text messages per day
This explains a lot
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My body says no, but my brain says yolo.
Some ppl are so magnetic.
LOL WHAT
UberFacts
@UberFacts8 Oct 2022
Some sexually transmitted parasites can make people appear more attractive, and even make a person’s face more symmetrical Researchers believe that these parasites make infected people appear more desirable in an attempt to contaminate as many hosts as possible
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This sucks
UberFacts
@UberFacts9 Oct 2022
The average US adult wakes up in a bad mood 300 times a year
LOL
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Im Rich, beeyotch. retweeted
D-Spank@_DSpank7 Oct 2022
ATTENTION LADIES PLEASE TAKE NOTES 🙏🏾
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Think about the amt of time we have wasted looking at other people’s selfies. DaVinci was able to do what he did bc he didn’t have access to that bullshit.
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