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Joined February 2012
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This is why you should leave people’s tings alone. Breaking into an old woman’s home is wild. 1:15 has finished me though, man was doing WWE, ran to the ropes for the leg stomp skzkdjdd
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What a 💩 bank holiday this is gonna be
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Max Keyes retweeted
Only came round to cut the trees down 😂😂
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Serious struggle getting up this morning
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To the woman in Aldi in front a me at the checkout with a 107 items and didn’t let me jump in front a you with my carrot and turnip. When you get home and are looking for your gourmet burgers and biscuits I threw them underneath the counter with the bags.
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Can’t remember the last time I went bed at a reasonable time
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Our cat King Julian has earned his reputation of ring toss master
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🤯🤯🤯
COME HEADBANG... if y’all can keep up 🤫🤫
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Max Keyes retweeted
You look like Vincent Kompany and Rihanna had a child
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Max Keyes retweeted
My toxic trait is wanting to spend money on things i don’t need when i’m bored
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This was bad
Velvet, Jamie fucking Jones & Patty T B2B2B 🌪🌪🌪🌪
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She called the police on them for having a water fight 🤣🤣 nitter.gq/live__vidz/status/1163…
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Max Keyes retweeted
Lads that have loose lips to their Mr’s are the worst type of lads, keep your boys business your boys business end of.
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It’s all love when u and ur mates buy each other Baloons at festivals 💯
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Magas cancelled after this patter
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Said no one ever
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So Michel Pereira is our new favourite fighter 😳 His UFC debut was something straight out of a video game! You have to see this... 🤯 #UFCRochester
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