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i took a personality quiz and it said nobody had ever answered like that before and that I'm compatible with nobody
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it's so funny how they ignore the rulebook in the NBA when a player is on the ground with the ball
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why would this ever work? either he's lying or you can just get him to pay for it himself
At Wheeler High School in Marietta, Rick Jackson made a promise:   Georgia will match the $1,000 Trump Account for every Georgia child. And if the Legislature won't, he'll pay it himself. Vote for Rick!   #gapol #gagov
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at the polling place not sure who to vote for, I'll just read some of these signs and vote for those names
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thought I felt my phone buzz but realized there was only a cheese stick in my pocket
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Having a full conversation with a talkative cat is one of the best experiences in life
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no, probably not
Will you do this to your Debit card?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Altering a debit or credit card by cutting or grinding destroys the thin internal NFC antenna required for tap-to-pay. Contactless payments require an intact card with its embedded antenna and chip. mastercard.com/news/perspecti… nationwidepaymentsystems.com/how-tap-to-pay… shopify.com/blog/tap-to-pay
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staying away from pyschiatrists because they would diagnose the fuck out of me
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good for her🙂
Your crush catching 3 bodies this Saturday
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If i woke up as a worm i'd probably still check my phone first
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yay
First trailer for ‘SWEETPEA’ Season 2, starring Ella Purnell. Releasing on November 26.
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sometimes it feel like Bryce Young doesn't actually care about my fantasy team
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you are not fiona apple bro
Daughter from Hell (Deluxe) will be ours on November 20th!!!! 🪢❤️
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if you aren't sure whether you should us a CTE or a temp table just use both to be safe
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I’m crying bro this is literally their World Series 😭😭 acting like they won it all ✌️
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY
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ive always felt like i have a parasocial relationship with everyone in my life
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exchanged some eye contact with one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
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they should invent a way to talk to women
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nooooo
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
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he's getting hate for this (rightfully) but that's absolutely a foul and an absurd no call from the ref
MIKEL WENT UP FOR NO REASON THEN TATUM GAMED THEM LMAO THIS NIGGA BRAIN IS GONE
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