maybe:unclex

This time of the year is tough to adjust to. It feels so late in the day, and it’s only 3:30pm.

What bill can I vote on to bring back the orange street lights?

*listening to the playlist I curated of all my favorite songs* “Ohhhh shit another fuckin banger. Been cranking out heaters today.”

Went to Starbucks and ordered a small coffee… they took me out back and executed me for not speaking in fluent caffeine

I rarely drink, but when I do, I be responding to everyone story like a personal DM

I much rather be eating oranges and doing laps in my pool with a pretty bitch But no, the government says I need to trade hours of my life for a man made currency So sick of this shit 💀💀

Redownloaded Tinder out of boredom…. I’m about to delete this shit again

I think I’m closer to my dreams than I realize

I love mornings like this

BULLY

Bruh they should just open up Water World already atp

Confusion makes us fight each other. And pick an imaginary side. We’ve been living in a spiritual warfare than a physical one. But we still let a person or money define our status and beliefs.

Epstein files shown us the real world we live in. But we continue to question what’s real and what’s not. -Jim Carey isn’t the type to get plastic surgery -War is more about money, than anything you’re seeing on your phone

Nobody: Me: *screen shot payment confirmation*

This wind so strong I might end up in a pretty girl’s DM… and actually take a relationship serious

Burping mid laugh is crazy, sounded like I briefly became something else.

Sitting in a sauna and doing deep breath exercises sounds amazing rn

That was a badass half time show, but why tf was lady Gaga in it? Lmao good shit bad bunny

I’m about to knock all this valentines shit over in this store rn

I don’t have a dating problem. I have a “leave the house” problem 😭 My personality is “do not disturb” but that’s like a moth to a flame to these women 🫩