Proud mayor of Silent Hill since 1999. #silenthill My secretary is @WinslowDumaine
Silent Hill
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Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
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Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Like a vine heavy with blackberries leaning down for you to take a handful, the internet occasionally offers you a selection of rubes and as if to say, "here, have fun."
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Finally finished Silent Hill 2 Remake. Giving art a number score is dumb but it's also impossible to gauge it unobjectively, given my experience with the story.
I don't know. It was great. I'm just tired. The VCR is on but there's no tape in the receiver.
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Silent Hill 2 Remake DLC includes:
🟥 PvP mode
🟥 Red dot scope for the plank
🟥 Eddie now spends his time watching right wing gaming YouTubers
🟥 "Criss Angel mode"
🟥 Wakeboarding
🟥 More beatboxing
🟥 Make Angela look like you, the player, so maybe you'll stop complaining.
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
My landlord said rent is increasing so he can "update the puzzles"? Why does my apartment have puzzles???
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
I'm receiving reports of a 500 Foot Tall Extremely Yearnful Woman that is stomping around downtown Silent Hill.
We have dispatched the Town Incel to ask her for a hug to make her go away.
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Really looking forward to that new #silenthill
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Years ago: wouldn't it be funny if Silent Hill was made by artless ghouls
Today: GET YOUR OWN TRAUMA EMOTE FOR JUST 2,000 PYRAMID POINTS
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Gamers when they finish "Trauma Game: A Game About Trauma" and it turns out the whole game was a metaphor for trauma. (Only smart people understand metaphors)
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Me: So, by juxtaposing an economically depressed midwestern town and the isolation of late capitalism, I think Silent Hill is pretty leftist-
The escort I am paying $450 an hour to see: I'm just gonna Venmo you back.
The other escort: So, wait, how does Dahlia fit in again?
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
If you think about it, by releasing multiple games, we really are getting Silent Hills
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
This is the fourth time this has happened.
Sometimes, I hate being the mayor of Silent Hill.
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Silent Hill residents will not be receiving the $600 stimulus, they'll be receiving a box of 9mm ammo, a bottle of vitamin water, and a key shaped like a pig or spiral or whatever.
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
Reasons to move to Silent Hill:
- nice lake
- alternate dimensions effectively double the size of your apartment
- best student-classroom ratio in USA
- there are no laws
- I bet cake stays moist longer in fog
- punishment begets absolution
Silent Hill: You Deserve to be Here.
Mayor of Silent Hill retweeted
"The post office fell into a hole"—an exclusive interview with the mayor of Silent Hill
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