trust me bro

Shoshong
Joined March 2024
I don’t realise how weird my life is until someone tells me😭. I don’t have a house, I just live in random remote places doing side quests and most of my stuff like title deeds, clothes, birth certificate, passport and pistol are in a sports bag but I promise you I’m not a hobo💀
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My next loan🙏
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Mbasela retweeted
There’s a difference between older guy nabakulu
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Here it’s just a bine for buying a shawarma from Stalilo
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is it true ati there was no network at David Livingstone? (Asking for a friend)
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You’re pushing, ZRA is pulling
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I’ll believe when Simon Mwewa touches Chibolya…3 of my phones are still there
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To see me eating with a fork and knife just know it’s fake life
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Grow Zambia
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Mbasela retweeted
I respect my baddie friends because they’re the only ones I can call for an emergency K2,000 at midnight and they’ll send. Even though the money might be from my father it’s ok
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An ox🐂 it’s less than 1 hour
How long would it take your ASSETS to respond when you need CASH? Have you ever thought about this when investing? 🤗😅
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Whereby ulesamba ulepiba
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Na gula na CeraVe
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To just come and find a tunnel at the end of the tunnel
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Here it’s just to become a mafia
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House, money, hot Hilux
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Apa those who like wearing Congo bracelets for fashion have reduced😭
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There’s a difference between older guy nabakulu
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Apa life has reached where Kalaba missed the penalty
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Mbasela retweeted
Even stubborn pimples disappear after a haircut. Shits crazy.
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Accidents are humbling…I’ve now been eating nshima with a fork and it now takes me 15 minutes to get off my bed😂😂I even suspect my left arm is fractured
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