McBee

This character was around at least 264 murders, solved them all and profited off the book series and no one ever connected the dots that she was a serial killer. Blows my mind. S tier psychopath.

Mideval King: "Holy shit I have so much land under my power I must make it better." Current King: "ANTHROPIC OFFERED ME 160 MILLION, AND YOU COME TO ME WITH THIS?"

How do AIs handle the word Fuck? It's used for literally everything.

You want to talk about being Pat and Steve. Its right now. They convert in this moment.

Does Zac Alley know if his defense played like this from the start of the game we'd be undefeated?

SOMEONE PUT SEIG INFRONT OF A JUGS MACHINE FOR 23 HOURS

The first PI, maybe. That 2nd PI is horse shit.

Texas Techs 20 has a lot of Le'von Bell in him.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

The ESPN 30 for 30 where Pat McAfee and Rich Rod go to jail for manipulating the overs by not playing defense for a half is gonna go crazy.

Go for 2 for the meme.

ITS NOW A DEFENSIVE SLUG FEST, BUNKER DOWN AND GET 72 HOURS WORTH OF BEER.

ESPN ANNOUNCERS TEXAS TECH DOES NOT CONTROLL THEIR DESTINY, ZAC ALLEY DOES DO NOT FORGET IT.

RAHHHHHHHHHHH RAHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THATS RIGHT ZAC, LETS GO ZAC.

Maybe we just onside kick everytime from now on because having a long field is not to our advantage, infact it is to our distinct disadvantage. Compact our D and maybe we hold them to 3.

Alright, Zac. You got a stop to end the quarter, now we stop them every. single. time. Or you better start calling Hallmark to make a movie about your life on how you have to move back to your home town and find love and save a scrapy but lovable band of football players.

RYAN WARD YOU SAVED THE GAME. IF WE WIN, THAT WAS IT BABY

Texas Tech getting the ball back just did the worst thing ever. Giving Zac Alley 1 single stop.

Maybe we'll be the first team in history that when we play prevent D it works well and we just go into that for our baseline.