@McCormack_90

Dad, husband, Celtic supporter ✝️🇻🇦🍀

 Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2024
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False alarm lads. Just needed a shite.
Dan@McCormack_90Jul 15
I've got a terrible feeling in my gut that this is England's world cup.
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When you know the Eucharistic Minister is an absolute arsehole outside of Mass.
Catholic Dads
@catholicdads_Oct 25
Catholic to Catholic: What’s your biggest pet peeve at Mass? Mine is people leaving right after Communion.
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Andy Jackson@maroonajamboOct 25
Replying to @carolk23
It’s absolutely not. Would Oasis play a gig alongside Blur and allow Blur fans to dictate the atmosphere in the arena
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3 points and up the road for the Champions.
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Kasper Høgh is frustrating as fuck to watch. Desperate for him to do well but he misses some chances man.
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Camilo Duran is a central striker, not a winger.
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Am honestly fucking sick of watching Celtic in Europe. I get zero joy out of it.
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Scottish VAR officials drew the line.
Joe@moyesboyjoeOct 21
Hate to be the breaker of bad news but if you was independent, which you're not, this would very clearly be our oil field
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The map's red line does not correspond to the official boundary for North Sea oil and gas which is a line of latitude at 55°50'N. Jackdaw at 56°54'N is north of this line in the Scottish sector. legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1987/2197… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackdaw_g… marine.gov.scot/information/sc…
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I didn't think he'd kick a ball for us ever again. He's back and literally strolling by players. Sent that player to the kiosk for a hotdog.
Out Of Context Football
@nocontextfootyOct 18
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Some Hearts fans LEFT Celtic Park during that first half 😬
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40 minutes on the clock and the away end is leaving HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sent back to Gorgie greeting. Again 😂
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Airdrie v Hamilton has been a good game to watch. I genuinely enjoy Scottish football more than English.
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The replies 😂
Dan@McCormack_90Aug 3
Criminal that Sinisalo is our first choice keeper.
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Can see Dane Murray getting put into the "he's a young boy, give him a chance" bracket that Mikey Johnson was in for 7 years. He's 23. If he's not good enough now, I doubt he ever will be.
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Would I rather watch The Celebrity Traitors than watch Celtic handed another pumping in Europe? Yes. Yes I would.
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Oh fuck off. Crackpots. Sick of this utter nonsense.
Retard Finder
@IfindRetardsOct 13
This preferred pronoun thing has reached levels beyond retarded
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Celtic really aren't an enjoyable watch at the minute. The football is rotten.
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Nice wee £125 back for a fiver coupon. A 92nd minute winner from Dara Joseph O'Shea.
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Gee@Geesmith1872Oct 10
Replying to @McCormack_90
Hi Dan, any chance you have planters can fuck off back to Ireland
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Do us all a favour and put them on the fucking moon.
colour36ud@colour36udOct 9
Put every Orangeman and bandsman on Drumcree Hill.
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