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Meg Ely

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 New York, NY
Joined April 2009
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Ready for a scary good time. 😏
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aves@WNBAPILLEDOct 6
the yankees are a psychological experiment designed by satan to determine how much a human can take before they finally snap
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Bloomberg
@businessMay 20
New York’s LaGuardia Airport said travelers should expect delays after it was forced to shut down a runway on Wednesday due to a nearby sinkhole. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
LaGuardia Sinkhole Delays Flights as Runway Closed at Hub

LaGuardia Sinkhole Delays Flights as Runway Closed at Hub

New York’s LaGuardia Airport told travelers to expect delays after it was forced to shut down a runway on Wednesday due to a nearby sinkhole.

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kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater
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Kristen@Kica3332 Feb 2025
This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.
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everyones going crazy over DeepSeek artificial intelligence chatbots meanwhile id rather Seek Deep and meaningful conversations with my fellow man
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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Please don't tell me "Happy Honda Days" when you know my family celebrates A Nissan December to Remember
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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
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The 103rd floor of the Empire State Building was originally built to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity
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When the moon hits your eye Like it's 5:45, That's November
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Caffeine is not enough I need to be electrocuted
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Despachico@_CHlCO9 Nov 2024
16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building
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@MensHumor8 Nov 2024
Target is opening in-store bars and rolling out their very own margaritas called "Targaritas". My wife is never coming home.
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I got my sticker
“I voted” style sticker but it says “I am just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life”

ALT “I voted” style sticker but it says “I am just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life”

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"eat what's in season" the health people said Me:
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“The social media intern” guys i hate to tell you this but that’s a 32 year old with full benefits doing that
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@user0000O031 Oct 2024
“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s
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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords
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Reminder: The Mets are the team of the gentrification class. Be a real New Yorker. Root for the Yankees. With @svzwood
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Me, trying to buy World Series tickets
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