The great state of Texas is fucked if this guy gets elected.

LOL! 😂

Just muted Clay Travis for his terrible food takes…Chuy’s sucks sweaty ass.

In honor of Jay-Z being announced as the Superbowl halftime performer, I plagiarized his ass….”Coach Speak” 👍🏼

After much consideration, this will be this year’s bag of Halloween candy I’ll steal and hide away without my wife knowing about it. 🎃👍🏼

I can tell you who led the NFL in TD passes in 1984, Michelangelo’s best works of art and the name of the planet Chewbacca was born on. Sorry…They fucked me over and served me an Americano this morning.

I’ll bitch and moan a lot on here during a football game, but after a Tennessee loss, I’ll absorb it for a couple of days then attack it with sarcasm and humor.

Tony Elliot going to Virginia was the beginning of the end for Dabo Swinney. Oregon hired and fired an OC already after their’s got a HC offer. Good coordinators get HC offers. Wonder if Joey Halzle has had any offers after 4 years…? I know…I’m fucking hilarious.

Just blew a kid’s fucking mind when I told him I just wanted a plain, OG, regular old traditional brewed coffee with creamer. Music here sounds like I’m shopping at GAP. I’ll drive farther to McDonald’s from now on.

Here was mine…

Which football team has the biggest lack of discipline?

El Fantasma!!! 👻💀🎃

Oldie, but goodie photo…. My dad always told me that I had a unique ability to sit down and strike up a good conversation with anyone, no matter who it was. You were right, old man. I talked this couple to death. 👍🏼

VOL Nation if it had its own skin.

During the last couple of years of the Pruitt era, I stopped watching games. It simply hurt too much. It was like watching a family member that you love and want the best for go down a destructive path that cannot be followed and have little control of.

I can’t help but compare a percentage of VOLS fans to shelter animals. They have good hearts, and are capable of giving love, but have been through some shit. This is by far the most compassionate and generous fanbase to those in need. One big dysfunctional family. 🍊🧡👍🏼

If anyone should know, it’s #21 DR…He played in one of the best Tennessee offenses ever, but had Sal Sunseri as his DC and a HC that was a complete narcissist in way over his head. GBO! 🍊👍🏼