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Never thought I'd see the day when Americans would elect a man who simulated a sex act with a microphone.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2015
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Replying to @stephycha
When I was 19, a nice 37-year-old man invited me on a racquetball date. In conversation, I mentioned my age. He looked shocked, packed up the gear, and took me home. I never heard from him again. I was a semi-grown woman, but too young for him. Real men don't date children.
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While voting in Tennessee, this happened to Dolly Parton's sister. Listen up, y'all. Take as long as you need to and make damn fucking sure your vote is cast correctly.
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Please REPORT this FAKE ACCOUNT @realdonwinslow_
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Made a real fool of yourself today, Eric! Hawks and Hawkeyes, got it? @SenEricSchmitt
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Apparently, someone told @PeteHegseth a.k.a. Whiskey Pete that smirking, being hyper adamant, and blaming Democrats is a winning combination. That guy shouldn't be in charge of a laser tag game, forget about the U.S. military.
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#ChrisBrown's career should have been over when he pleaded guilty to beating the sh!t out of Rihanna. His circle of friends, business allies, and fans have ZERO standards.
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Why is Trump making that woman do DoorDash work to cover her husband's cancer treatments? Why doesn't he just use his glowing hands to heal him?
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If you took all the undocumented people that have illegally voted since 1988, and multiplied it by all of transgender athletes that played in any college sport in the year 2025, your total would still be 37,720 less than the amount of times Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files. Sources: Trans athletes: thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/5… Undocumented voter fraud: americanimmigrationcouncil.o…
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Replying to @CREWcrew
Trademark attorney needs to authorize. There are steps to take and 60 days for people to voice their objections.
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This TN legislator actually states she is not saying if slavery "was right or wrong."
MUST WATCH: Today, Tennessee House Republican Representative Michele Reneau stated the following on a House education bill: “The Bible actually does instruct those who do own slaves on how to treat them.” She is then, justifiably, TORCHED by Justin Pearson. Stop using and weaponizing the Bible to justify committing atrocities, white people (and those adjacent)!! 🤬
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On this Sunday, it is insane that some "Christians" are gleeful about the latest war in the Middle East because they think it's a harbinger for the "end times."
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Don’t let Fox get away with it this time. Spread the word. Fox & Friends Weekend replaced footage of Trump attending yesterday’s Dover AFB dignified transfer with a clip from December 17, 2025. They clearly didn’t want their Trump-supporting audience to see Trump disrespecting fallen soldiers wearing that baseball cap. H/T: @BadFoxGraphics
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Chapter in which we learn that almost the entire U.S. national security apparatus is running on software from a U.S.-registered subsidiary of a Russian developer funded by a veteran of the KGB’s “Vympel” unit. 🫥
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Christians and conservatives, If you watch one video today, make it this one.
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We have a real problem brewing with the “Board of Peace” and it needs much more attention. 1) There is no legal entity for “Board of Peace” organized under the laws of any country, meaning it is subject to NO country’s laws. 2) Trump is acting like the US is party to it as a treaty organization, but only Congress has the power to do approve that. 3) BoP is collecting and distributing funds (JP Morgan playing as banker) but this must be in violation of Know-Your-Customer laws since BoP *doesn’t exist*. It is a transnational mafia backed only by the executive power of its members. 4) Since BoP doesn’t exist, USPTO is illegally holding its trademarks on its behalf, violating the Lanham Act, which requires that holders intend to use marks in commerce. 5) Trump signed Executive Order 14375 protecting BoP under the International Organizations Immunity Act, but this merely protects from interference, it does not legitimize or establish the organization. 6) Trump is saying he intends to use it to “oversee” the United Nations. There is no provision in the UN charter for any such oversight organization; what he means is that he is going to extort the UN by withholding US dues. This thing needs to be challenged legally and practically. If it is not stopped it will quickly evolve into a world takeover mechanism, and indeed it is already usurping US sovereignty as well as sovereignty in Gaza and of participant countries. Seriously, this is no joke and intervention is necessary NOW. The illegal trademarks are one pathway in. There are others. But whatever you do don’t brush this off as one of Trump’s follies. It’s anything but.
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O.K., everyone, read a book! Which I'm apparently not doing since I'm here on this he!!ish app. So, nevermind. #YouTubeDOWN
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So true
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If you are ever turned away at the polls, your LEGAL response must be: “Please give me a provisional ballot, with a receipt, as required by law.” 🗳️ Spread the word! 🗳️
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Dems are demanding the perfect candidate who they agree with on every issue while Republicans will vote for any felon with a R beside his name.
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Use Mark Cuban’s @costplusdrugs, not the TrumpRx scam. TrumpRx has 43 prescriptions, Cost Plus has over 2,500. One example is Protonix (pantoprazole): $200.10 on TrumpRx vs. $6.07 on Cost Plus.
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If Pam Bondi had a side gig… this would be it. Absolute masterpiece. 👏
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