I've waited about 25 years to finally see Iron Maiden and holy shit it was worth it. Incredible

Imagine having a massive empty Red Bull can next to you and then wondering why you randomly feel anxious when you've felt fine all morning so far. Who would BE that daft?!

I'm not usually one to moan about updates (people complaining about every new Facebook layout used to do my head in), but this new Android one can piss off. Why is it so hard to look at notifications now?! At least you made the clock look different tho, I guess?

I hate GTA VI for making me have to live to see 2026 tbh

PSG winning the Champions League without Messi, Mbappe or Neymar is hilarious

Me briefly reactivating Twitter after nearly a month just because I'm scared of it deleting forever after 16 years

There is not much point to this post other than to say that Alexandra Drennan's voice recordings in #TheTalosPrinciple are up there with the saddest and generally best things in any video game story ever.

I don't care if hating Logan Paul is a dead horse at this point, but him getting big matches at PPVs while the likes of Braun Strowman, Dakota Kai and Cora Jade get canned is ridiculous. Really does feel like they hate their own fans sometimes.

Creepy nerds: "Me hating Bella Ramsey has nothing to do with being attracted to 14 year old girls. I just think the actors should have more of a resemblance to the game models" Same creepy nerds: "Isabela Merced is a GREAT choice to play Dina!"

BeeNetwork sending conductors on to check tickets when it's all gone contactless so none of us have tickets. Just goes from strength to strength honestly

It's crazy how many people are still mad that they aren't attracted enough to an actress whose current role was initially playing a 14 year old. I swear people used to at least be less blatant about this shit

Man I really want the Hours re-issue vinyl but I don't own a record player and I already have two vinyls of albums I absolutely love that are currently just decoration. If I buy this, the next thing I'll get a record player and then that's it. Another path to financial ruin

Kinda bullshit that I've got work in the morning tbh

Chainsmokers hate can get in the bin, they had some massive songs. Roses is pure mid-2010s nostalgia

It's a testament to the current WWE era but I love Wrestlemania being 2 nights cos I'm sat here after watching last night's events and I keep almost forgetting there's another--potentially bigger--night of it still to come.

Me whenever they mention the OTC in #Severance

Lily Collins' "Yorkshire" accent in Maxxxine has just given me another heart condition

Loved #TheLastOfUsSeason2 first episode. Completely nailed the look and feel of the early hours of the second game and I'm so hyped/terrified for what's coming

How much cucumber? 39!