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Derivatives Simp | Clurb Capital

Joined September 2012
Denominate all my PNL in DogeCoin. Dollar debasement I'm ready for you
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I never thought I'd have to make this post on X, but that day has finally come. @TeamYouTube, our 8-year-old channel, Marvelous Videos (youtube.com/@MarvelousVideos…), with 1.5 Million Subscribers, has been demonetized for the past 115 days under the claim of "inauthentic content."
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When I was just a skull duggerous 25 year old. 15-20 mins into date, I would do the switch up. I’d be like What time do u work tomorrow? If it wasn’t early. I’d say. I’m so bored of doing a regular boring date. The get to know u. Blah blah Are u down for an adventure tonight? Wait. They will think. And take time. If u hold frame they say Okay yah why not. “Great. 2 shots tequila”. Then get the f out. Go to new spot better vibe. Stand at bar. Side by side. At this point she’s down for anything. If ur vibe is good. Social proof at second spot w bartender u know. Game was too easy. I don’t share this. But I’m old man now, so who Cares
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met a grad student doing a natty phd tonight. no coffee, no amphetamines, no meal replacements
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“Generally, we followed the principle of investing first and investigating later.” - George Soros @neon___glow
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People say crypto markets are rife with inefficiencies. Doge instantly sold off when the starship test launch exploded. So tell me anon…still inefficient? @elonmusk
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Be me, pull tick data. Bug in code duplicates features and causes server to run out of memory. Server breaks and my dev investigates. Ask what I was doing...I choose not to elaborate
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He hoped the visual appeal of the cash would impress a female into having sexual relations with him. He stated his plan did not work
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If I were not Alexander, I wish I were Diogenes.
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@jakeschless can you not screen shot my nft poser
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We recently built a public telegram bot that allows users to access important crypto options/derivatives metrics [powered by @GenesisVol 's powerful API]. Check it out here: t.me/+TBDHBjZBTAxlNzRk
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New Strategy: Risk Parity except its all BTC & Doge
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Me IRL when I'm at Novogratz's brownstone partying. Art creds -@zach_spoh
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