Rugby enthusiast. Food and word ponce. Fucking love a swear.
North West, England
Joined June 2010
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Morning all! Please follow me on Instagram & new Twitter (username: chefjovis).
I've begun selling cakes and other sweet treats, from sponge cakes to brownies to cheesecakes and more! Follow, RT, share and if you're near me, get yourself a treat. 😋🧁🍞🍰
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Q: What specific legislation will you commit to to make child care affordable?
Trump: Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about that because the child care is, child care couldn't, you know, there's something you have to have it in this country, you have to have it... I want to stay with child care… So we'll take care of it. Thank you
Up yours, @Spotify.
I had NO clue that audiobook listening hours were capped even when signed up for Premium.
"Would you like ten top-up hours for £9.99?" 🖕🏼🤢
No, you sneaky, grasping swines; I want to finish Douglas Adams' Mostly Harmless.
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog.
Fuck @DailyMailUK - yes, the environment is sacred to the "eco clowns" but nobody is listening to them.
Perhaps if cretinous and sensationalist media didn't call them "eco clowns" they'd be taken more seriously and wouldn't have had to move from defacing art to ancient structures
Good morning @parcelforce - enjoy my tale:
I ordered an anniversary present.
Estimated arrival within 2 working days; what a treat!
The delivery was *attempted* to no avail, and no delivery note left - epic fail.
Now, our hero must visit every PO nearby. Up yours.
(NOT) The End.
JojoPearce retweeted
All this rhetoric for years about Britain being World beating and World leading. Countries all over the world can build high speed rail links, they’re literally everywhere. Britain is a World trailing, Wi-Fi doesn’t work on the train, and the train doesn’t work either, asset stripped, shithole
JojoPearce retweeted
It feels like (X) Twitter has been blocking people from following us
We've been stuck at 132,000 followers for ages
Maybe the fight to save the NHS isn't important for Elon Musk but it is for us
If you see this please RT and give us a follow
JojoPearce retweeted
It’s comforting to know that when we pay our tax bills the money goes to Conservative Party friends, relations and donors for largely useless goods and services.
JojoPearce retweeted
We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS and its staff.
Please can you help by following us and retweeting this?
JojoPearce retweeted
I'm a Vicar in the CofE. I use ChatGPT to write my sermons and - according to multiple parishioners - I'm preaching brilliantly every week. I'd feel guilty but the stipend is piss poor and this frees up many hours per week to actually do proper pastoral parish work. Fuck it.
Much better for England, Italy not used their possession at all.
But what on earth is this ref, other than a shithouse?
Waiting for the rugby to come on and my wife is watching an episode of You.
Most absolute pretentious load of faux-insightful twaddle I've seen in a long fucking time.
JojoPearce retweeted
Today I have mostly been playing with my dressing up box and pretending to be a normal person with a real job. nitter.gq/Parody_PM/status/16139…
JojoPearce retweeted
what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A young girl has had her previously thought incurable cancer cleared from her body with what seems to be groundbreaking medicine. AMAZING 🙌🏼🥹
So, why is the football still the No1 news story on the @BBCNews app?
#WhoCares #CancerResearch
